Masterchef #3

[GrandTheftWalrus]

Carry on here chuffians!

TBF, crocodile can be quite delicious.

Picking blackberries with your kids isn't foraging? That's just childhood.

Can you forage a crocodile?

Can we have a new round where people are banned from making panna cottas & racks of lambs

I feel as if I've switched on a programme which is a parody of MC.

Christ, it’s the fire-eating pig-man 😱

Chris come on now ! In your local Co op maybe.

Genius idea.

Can’t wait to see what Pork Cheek makes of the acorn tuiles

Piggy like acorns 🐷

I can't believe Pig Man is back.

Not if you want to keep your limbs.

He’s gained experience in professional kitchens since last time? No fair

Is this a secret Inside No. 9 episode?

Well, Steve Irwin (RIP) probably could.

No, I suspect I don't...

LOL never pick the berries at waist height we all know that

Only if the crocodile agrees

I’ve eaten alligator, tasted like chicken 🤷🏻‍♀️

I just feel there’s a bit if a seedy backstory with pig man.

This needs to happen!

You're not selling that herb to me, Pig Man.

All these ‘revenants’ sound fantastically wanky.

😂😂😂 I meant Greggggg

@Piggywaspushed Why thank you kindly!

'Asbestos hands.'

Secrets of the Fire-Eaters' Circle.