Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

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Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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The stuff that came out of my cats abscess looked like that quail sauce. Just saying.

Haddy has done a huge amount of work in the time

They're all very huggy, aren't they. No thanks.

Haddy's dish is the only one that looks appealing.

Choriffo is a new variation on butchering a word

Yes @jay55 ! Buzzword bingo. How many times can they mention hard, wet, pink, moist, breast 🤣🤣

Dainty Quail, the 1920's British silent film star who ended her career in 1960's low-budget horror films.

Everything on Haddy's plate went together well - unlike some others!

I'm sure they didn't. I think this a new thing.

They did it last week too. Handy if you miss an episode, not good if you have no self control.

Fucking hell Gregggg. Fuck off with your bulgaarr

With the exception of Haddy these people cannot cook.

”super unique cook” away and shite love.

Haddy is one of my favourites so far. Steve maybe has potential.

Fair enough.

It’s just this series with the whole lot on iplayer from the start, I think.

Elf lord Simon is looking decidedly less Elf lord these days and more petty crime boss.

Mathu reminds me of a Canadian I once worked with who was relentlessly cheerful and chatty and positive, in a way that was so very not-British. It felt terrible that she got on your nerves because she was so helpful and friendly.

Raw rack of lamb alert

It's pronounced Wooster sauce Jonty !!!

Steve's food sounds good.

Agree love those two!

Not more caramelised fish sauce! Which influencer have they been watching?

Isbt chocolate lava cake just a chocolate fondant by another name?

Silly woman, if you can’t cook rice in 45 minutes then you aren’t a super cook and no matter how much time you got that wouldn’t change. I did like her coconut grater though.

Fish sauce caramel? Twice?