Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

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Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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Hmm what to do with Pringles and Maltesers...........my typical shopping basket

Evening! I’ve had scampi & chips & peas followed by tiramisu, but I still feel snacky…

Evening al - made it!

Wowza Haddy is beautiful.

Do we think she might be cooking aubergine?

Aubergine makes me cry, too. For entirely different reasons.

Evening all. Food colouring in a tikka masala. Mmmmm

Oooh. Don't mention photo retouching in public, Chaz.

"Having to fend for himself at university" What, like all of us had to? Or is that somehow more tragic because he's a bloke?!

Chicken tikka masala and moussaka.

Not exactly taking risks are we, guys?

Jon's biggest fear in life is dry chicken.

A full English doesn't really show off any skill, Penny. Come on now.

And now a fry up.

Really??

I've heard he likes a wet goose.

MUSHROOMS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH GREGGG.

Mushrooms, bleurgh

I'd do the same as Penny with a masterchef apron.

A granny and a traveller in the first 9 minutes.

@EsmaCannonball yes that too!

I love that Mathu is wearing a dinner lady tabard

Everyone has a unique perspective on the world, Mathu. Everyone.

But your dish sounds interesting, so go you.

Oooh. Bought buns drama!

You’d think nobody in the world ever successfully cooked chicken if you listened to Jonty.

I do like it when they actually use a humble ingredient. Lentils are definitely that.

If your mum, your nan or your auntie can't cook, you are basically fucked for MasterChef.

Jonty and his spice ! And the chicken jeopardy.