Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

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Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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Agree. With the price of chicken these days, I don't really think it qualifies as 'humble'

🤣 This

Fluorescent chicken doesn't' really do it for me.

Oh Gregg please don't say moist 🤢🤢

I’m late. Dh is watching an old house of games. Why are they fucking about with the Monday one? I’m out Mondays from next week, so will miss it.

Aubergine crisps are where it's at, Haddy.

Moussaka should be hearty dish not shaped into a small ring mould - IMO of course.

Chaz's dish sounds proper minging.

Raw chicken??????????

What is going on with that chicken? It looks...ill.

You have more confidence in Chaz than I do, Gregg.

Jonty is a self appointed Asian food specialist.

Fish sauce caramel? Fish sauce caramel?

Could they not say editor rather than retoucher. Sounds so dodgy

I’d literally only eat the bacon off this plate, and even that’s too crispy for me

Evening all, I am not impressed with any of this lot so far. Even that full English looks more like a dogs dinner, when something is as perfect as a full English then don’t mess with it.

Now we have bacon resting on the rest of the food - it was veg last time I think?

Yes, the leaning veg!

Dear God, too many 'moists' flying around tonight 🤢

What do you reckon those buns are? Sainsbury's Taste the Difference? Jason's? Tesco Finest?

John is in a sarky mood tonight . Did he shrink his undies in the wash?

Oh god, yes. The vegetable leaning guy.

Not sure about those lentils surrounded by duck blood.

Jonty's outfit is very Dear Leader today.

Aaron's my favorite.