Klaxon .... Masterchef, it's back ! Monday at 6.30

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Not sure if a thread has already been started but just in case. Looking forward to seeing you all there !

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He got moist and breast into the same sentence. I needed a stiff gin.

It's just a funny chicken, guys.

'A majestic little game bird.'

What Gregg is seeking on Tinder.

Flourescent chicken guy was lucky to be in a heat with a low bar...

What kind of a crazy honeymoon hotel did Penny go to?

Penny is a big fan of mushrooms. Penny and I cannot be friends.

It does sound quite niche

Same.

I do not want to hear Greggggg talking about nailing anything. In ANY context.

I am glad I zoned out of that.

I really dislike a round where they give them something outré like quail. And they totally fuck it up. Such a waste.

Gregg is quite perky around Haddy.

Haddy's is sounding nice. Congee lady's voice is really annoying me.

I can only say 😬😬😬 to all of those

Love Haddy!!

That’s not congee, it’s just wet rice

She’s great & madly beautiful too :)

This lot were lucky they all got put in the same heat, at least two of them will be getting a chance they don’t deserve. I just feel sorry for the dining room guests this episode.

Hope she's got a few nails.

Hard and wet. That’s it now. I’m done with Greggggg.

It’s not bulgaaarrr Gregggg!

I think gregggggg and Jonty have their own game of bingo going on

Chaz can go home, thanks. Am not a fan of his wheel of fortune style of cooking.

Greggggg endlessly saying breasts is some kind of hell isn’t it

Started watching this series and then realised that iPlayer has the whole weeks on - did they do this before ?