Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

Aye aye!

Kangaroos are right bastards so I'm fine with her cooking one of the fuckers.

Cherries, frangipane marzipan. Singing my tune!

I don’t like marzipan, will pass mine over to someone else

There's a clip on Instagram of one standing up and throwing himself at a window. Was actually terrifying.

Love the sound of Tom's dessert. I'll have a glass of Amaretto on the side please.

It's definitely purest Gregg-bait.

Wonder if we'll ever get a chef cooking spiders on this show, inspired by their travels.

I'll have it, Sunbird, ta!

A lot of them get killed on the roads so you'll need to pretend it's roadkill.

Me too.. I'll eat it. Love it!

Skippy, Thumper. I'd go back to supporting Tom but he butchered an Octopus.

@EsmaCannonball I might just have gone off it!

Courgette 27 ways.

You can have mine too

Tommy's droning voice is enough to send anyone into a coma

Cornish brunch…

Fish and boiled egg..🤢

Brunchy is it!

Here we go……fish and boiled egg, Gregggg, is NOT UNUSUAL. Ever heard of kedgeree FFS?

Not so unusual Gregg, have you ever heard of kedgeree ?

I'm pretty sure that fish and boiled egg is not unusual.

Fuck offf greggggg

I mean I wouldn’t eat it in a million years but it’s not unusual.

Kedgeree?

If you don’t want to scare them then go and sit where they can’t see/hear you Gregggg