Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

Aye aye!

Cuckoo spit in a dog poo with grass.

Why the fuck can't they just say "foam" like they used to! 😤

Hispi with miso, I invented that. It’s gorgeous.
oh no that mousse. 💩

I am wrong Lauren is off

That's like your dog has diarrhoea and then vomited phlegm on the diarrhoea.

Poor Lauren is off tonight

With a giant 80s orange slug

Lauren goner

Very beige and not inviting at all!

This is Jeremyfied fish and chips.

We were sitting here hoping that Charlie had undercooked his fish.

Lauren is leaving.

That pudding ❤️

Tonka bean. Jo malone perfume.

Agree Lauren is kaputt.

Charlie has become Jeremy's mini-me.

I think, of these three, I like Charlie the best. I went off Tom when he did octopus.

Such a shame Lauren

Offer her a job, MonMon!

Right, going for my shower now (sorry Pebbles!)

Och Lauren

Awww bless her

You did yourself proud Lauren

Sorry to see Lauren go.

She done great

See you on Thursday, chaps.

Hope your water is back on ASAP Pebbs, and your little ones are better too.

Such a shame for Lauren. Would have been great to have a woman in the final. It’s up to Kasae now.