Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Here we are chaps

Pebble, Molly hasn’t done so well (sob), everyone else is reasonably OK so far, I think?

Wotcha, Pebbs. BBC Monkeys have been throwing darts to choose the time again.

“Elements of yummyness, richness and depth”

care to elucidate Greggggg?

I don't trust anything in foam form

Molly has blown it ( I'm a couple of minutes behind !)

I know! I was all ready for 9pm😅

Tom looks as if he's stepped out of an Elizabethan portrait. Put him in a ruff....

I'm leaking😅😅

I quite like Kasae. She's a bit bonkers, and reminds me of one of my baby sisters.

'The custard is the carrier of this dish' sounds unpleasantly medical to me. Like a virus.

Oh nooooo.. the andrex puppy!

Omg purple tatties look vile

A mushroom will never be beautifully cooked for me

Tragic Tristan

Looked like playdough.

Petri Custard.

Cecily and her ridiculous ear muffs

Bloody venison has replaced bloody lamb

Can I adopt Tom, please?

A little too much celeriac?

Like ewok ears. But nice dish

At least Marcus has cheered the fuck up

Oh my god, somebody 'treating a vegetable like a steak' has actually worked!

Yes, Marcus is less harsh today.

The only thing Greggggg is better at than Marcus is pronouncing celeriac