Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 4

[Pebbledashery]

Here we are chaps

Is that while Charlie and Tom are having a youngest 'chef off' duel in the car park?

Bain maries at dawn-

Yeah Marcus said it wor sest turshire or something like that

Yes something like that.🤣

Marcus ALWAYS says cellery-ac. It's a "dRINK" on my family WhatsApp.

Exactly. Proper chips for a start, a nice meat pie and some peas. Nothing wrong with that, lots of skills, make it look pretty on the plate and Bobs your uncle - he’s the one in the knotted hankie hat sitting on a deckchair eating a 99.

Cmon get the voddie in there

I’ve grown those purple potatoes and they were a right faff. Horrible to cook, too.

Yes, Virgin not Bloody. I only like the vodka part, tomato juice can jump off the roof

Thanks for saying that Halsall. I was considering growing them with my kids, who are not fond of potatoes, the little weirdos.

Oh bugger.

I'm drawing up a short list. So far, I have Tom, Lauren, Phillipe, Molly, maybe Kasae and Kyle but I'm not sure, not Rosie, James, Tommy, Charlie or Cecily, Tristram at a push!

They are not good tatties. And don’t taste good either

Greggg eats like he's never held a fork before

Grouchy, in fairness, there may be other 'purple' varieties which are better - just avoid Edsel Blue!

Does anyone eat the little carrot tails? Of course they don’t, so cut them off, they look ridiculous. Oh, and trim the other stringy end too, and your green beans as well. Kitchens have sharp knives, they are there for a reason.

Sir James has actually never even seen a fork before.

'A..aa..ap..ri..cat'

Gregg has never said apricot before

Ah man I so thought it was on at 9pm! Have I missed much?

Omg that cauli leaf. Massive

Evening all!

Pebbles 🙌🏽🙌🏽

My mum used to pronounce it N-dive... cockney's for you

Hard to see past Tom for the final, and possibly win, at this point.

Hello lovely 😍

I'd be quite disappointed if I bit into some crispy tempura and it was a leaf that should be in the bin.