MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

Just catching up. What a load of nonsense those vows are. Producers wrote them obviously.

Ella's vows were a massive ten minute speech about Ella, with a little note about how JJ has done so much for little boys and girls??? What a lot of fucking mince.

Wtf reunion trailer? With the violent criminals and the abusers?

Not surprised if it all kicks off since it seems like the only point of matching any of these people was to create a situation where shit kicks off.

I'm catching up watching last night's, and am currently watching Matt and Adrienne. The bridge they are on always makes me think of those hostage films, where they handover the ransom on a bridge somewhere. Particularly when they do the aerial shot of them walking towards each other. All one of them needs is a holdall full of money 😂 I'm probably alone in thinking that 😂😂

I was hospitalised with a thrombosed pile the size and shape of a 'big purple one' Quality Street once, and the ice cream would have been welcome 😂 (AND it was my birthday!! )

i think a thrombosed pile might be added to my list of things not to Google.

have this on me 🍦🥴

I will however pinch the story in order to put folk off snaffling all the purple ones.

I will have no such qualms.

The vow renewals were the most tedious episodes to date.

Really boring agree

mmm Kronuts sounds good

I allready scoffed the cake and got nothing left lol

I’ve got
nothing
left

lol Ian Beale

They certainly managed the creation of situations beautifully.

Either they want more of the same tonight or are attempting to fill our heids with manufactured mince again.

The vows have just about finished me. Letting Ella be the pie-r instead of the pie-ee? Poppycock.

Couldn’t let them be pied off and have hurty feelies at the end of their journey could they?

I’m hoping Bianca verbally manufactures a new hole for Ella tonight.

Girls’ girl their neoarsehole.

Mon Bianca. ✊🏽

Best.
Post.
Ever.

Sticky toffee pudding remnants.

Get it up ye all 🐽😁

Absolutely.
It's all about Ella.

I’m here for the frocks again.

Though I’m guessing they will be the usual sparkly, falcon crest offerings.

Shame really.

If this has been on 20 odd years ago it might have kept C & A open…

According to the Daily Fail, Pegs is going to be in an adult panto. Hmmmm.

Snow White rims the Seven Dwarves?

Peggedherfella?

Dick Whithescome?

A Lad In?

😂

Mother Goosed ( by Georges) 😈

Squatting Beauty?

(No)Pussy in Boots.

🤣

Ali Jabba and the 40 grafters.

I can picture her Dad striding around a stage yelling at Buttons (Georges) to keep his daughter in the manner in which she is accustomed. Innit.

PiggerElla they could both do it

Jacked off the Georgestalk

Adult panto?
That sounds a lot more explicit than a bit of squatting in tight shorts.