MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

Sorry I wasn’t quick enough to do a linky on the last thread. It filled up too quick and I’d to sort bedtime stuff.

That hair in the wind!😂😂😂

Jordan is very needy.

Honestly, I'm going to have to break out the wine. Not all of these people have got the insta-fame memo and I don't think I can handle the upset.

Being invasive is kinda what you need for a relationship to work!

Wow, where is that amazing place?

Jordan and Erica shouldn't be together and I get why it wouldn't be right for Erica but I don't want to see him heartbroken.

Temple of Doom, am guessing, looks very memorial.....

I think I’d have to pass on Jordan.

He would be like a remora.

Not for me.

Ffs married at first sight!!!! It’s not dating.

Alas the good guys get shat on.
Bye Thomas, bye Jordan!

Arthur's not wearing a tie. She won't like that.

Laura looks perished

"Arthur has brought a lot of laughter"
Tell yer face that, Laura!!

Have I missed anything? Arfur looks like he has had enough.

Laura to say no?

Laura is delusional and thinks she has given it her all.

Your warm smile

She's got a great body.

Jordan is the kind of guy I'd go for on my late teens/early 20s to feel safe.
But in my 30's I need a go getter and that's not him.
But I do like him

I've opened the Edinburgh gin in tribute to Jordan and Erica's probably doomed romance. And to Arthur's millionth vows. Slàinte.

Was Laura suppressing a yawn there??!

I hope Dinner Party Arthur makes an appearance.

It doesn’t sound as though he got this off the internet.

Dont you hurt him lass. I’ll be getting you telt.

Has he got his phone in his breast pocket then

Those are lovely vows, but she ruined it by her condescension