MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

Sheldon's clearly been sleeping in the knife box again 😁

I’m a bastard.

Soz. 😁

you know was thinking

On the outside world Paul will be totally

what’s that word when you lose your manhood

not castrated lol

Emasculated

Ah yes. I couldn't think beyond a eunuch.

Catching up , very telling Tasha’s friend said you’ve not scared him away with your shouting? He should listen to his sensible friend when he said run for your life bro in earlier episode!
JJ is an odd wee man, he must have been relieved when Ella chose to leave.

Sheldon - I'm looking forward to the title of the final thread of this series. We might need it tonight!

Are we ready for the manufactured shitshow?

The mock Tudor manor to which she is accustomed....

Ashamed and proud to say the last few nights i have scoffed through a whole xmas cake that was bought for a friend and wrapped for safety.
I'm not even a fan of xmas cake.

Off to MnS tomorrow to get another, the waddle of shame.....
I will never look at a purple quality street in the same way again

On until 10.30? Yikes.

An entire Christmas cake. That is truly impressive.

Imagine Ella in a panto. That would be so confusing

Would she be the dame or principal boy?

One in the wings daps

Just in cases.

More so because of the programme tomorrow too. 👍🏽

The pretty princess, obviously.

I really think Bianca should let it go now

Evening all! I have had a shitty, shitty day, so these mofos better make it worth my while tonight. Fight, fight like the halfwitted fame-hungry arseholes you are! If you don't I will hunt you down and kick you all up the bumhole with boots smeared in chocolate ice cream.

How long after is this?

Tasha hair on this looks awful.

She looks much better with her natural curly locks

Tash mate.

Ditch the braids.

As our cilla used to say, ‘you’ve lovely urrrr’

I was wondering too.

FFS so much lipgloss.

Ex husband?

You were together for 2 weeks

Spook @browneyes77

What is so amazing about JJ , Ella??

The thing I'm most looking forward to tonight is Sheldon's new thread because I'm sure we'll get there.