MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

Oh god, I couldn’t date someone who needed texts throughout the day!

Yep, that's exactly what she said.

Fucking fabulous!

When I look at Peggy’s hair/forehead/drawn on eyebrows I think of the Barbie/Cindy dolls I had as a kid.

fuck. She wants to try being posted in two separate zones.

You got a two weekly phone call - if you were lucky - and it was timed.

And Laura goes straight into protective friend role ready for her bit part in Made in Chelsea. 🤨

Same. I didn't keep the t-shirt though 🤣

Isnt that what people do in the early days though?

She knew he was phasing her out

I was dating before texts existed and it was how many 10ps you had for the phone box!!

Timed, and listened to! 😂

Another boys night? Thought they'd not seen each other

Who let Brad back in?

Oh he’s the abusive cunt

Christ, I couldn’t deal with someone who got pissy that I didn’t text them back straight away.

I’ve got shit to do. I’ll text you back when I’m free!

Their relationship was NEVER going to work. He wants children, she doesn't. He's not into texting 24/7, she decides that if he isn't texting 24/7, he doesn't respect HER LIFE!

Hand on your tuppence ladies.

Yoni botherer.

Congratulations 🖕🏽

And you all know his new partner….

Hopefully he left her on "read"

Yes ixpirt Brad is a cu… and dry person

Peggy’s mum?!

Off his tits again

Aye. 🥴

We do?!

Oh fuck off Brad. You and your over-sized clothes.

They meet at the dinner party

Whaaaaaaaa?