MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

Found ya

Phew! We all need medals for sticking with this. Or certificates at the very least.

Thanks for new thread!

I've not got a scoobie what you're on about but I'm smiling at Be Telt

*slides in on the Vaseline slick Ella leaves in her wake...

@ArcaneWireless , you have made my day!

Or diagnosis @dapsnotplimsolls

The words process and prosecco are eerily similar...

One of the 'similar threads' is about digestion 😂

Trust the process Prosecco.

Probably a better idea!!!

So the story we have is that all the men are up for it and all the women might not be up for it ... and then none of the men will be up for it but the women will be ... or there is no twist ... argh!

I just want someone to kick off. That is all.

In other news, I'm glad that the worst witch wasn't there.

Are we all wearing hats and carrying tissues in preparation for the vows?
My heart sunk when Arthur opened his little folder again. I can't bear it if we get another critique of Arthur's vows. It feels as though he's written enough vows for a book by now.

I need wine to watch this!😂

Is Arfur going to declare his love again?!!!

Ooh mum is not happy with this!

Listen to your Mammy Jordan

I feel like Jordan is going to get a kicking here....

Phew wondered where you all went on t’other thread!
Jordan’s mum seems nice which makes me think he’s a nice lad.

Tbf, I'd move to Edinburgh, it's a great city!

Jordan's mum is a good woman.

I wasn't expecting Jordan to be ready to move to Scotland. Although obviously it is a fine country. I'm imagining him being left at the train station with his little case like Paddington.

Ahh he’s actually genuine. Makes a change!

That's so sweet it makes me want to cry.

Jordan is getting Rozzed. I can feel it