MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

Not impressed about MAFSNZ. If it is once a week, we’ll still be going this time next year.

I won’t be all4-ing it 🖕🏽

The fuckers.

That reminds me, I never got round to watching. It's still on my planner 😬

Did anyone else think Ella's tears were actually genuine and was actually upset about saying no but had to as part of the pre-scripted story arc that the producers had decided upon?

How had I already forgotten about those braids? Maybe the suction kissing threw me off

I’m not entirely sure that Ella is bothered about anything other than themselves and a grasp at fame.

I’d be crying too at that frock.

The shadow beneath the netty curtain skirt made it look as though a luxuriant profusion of pubes lurked there.

A warning for anyone not wanting spoilers don’t watch todays Steph’s lunchbox thing - I don’t even watch the bloody thing and was changing recorded shows and heard a reveal from a couple over whether they were still together

Have just rewatched last night's (I have time - day off) and can't help but draw the conclusion that the producers (or an AI generator) wrote the whole thing for them, and they were reading it for the first time at the ceremony. Because none of them sounded like they were using their own words. And the 'however' moments needed putting in.
Did not spot G or P in the trailer for tonight. But it was over in a flash.

I don't think she had to as part of the story arc, I think she got a heads up that JJ was going to pie her and so she was given the opportunity to get in first.

So if there are 2 reunions - one with Luke and one without - is one being shown tonight and the other tomorrow?

It looks that way.

@OutOfSyncWithReality

tomorrow's will be a reunion with the experts asking questions about how things are going and/or what they learnt from the experiment.

I seem to recall that not everyone there gets shown/questioned and so if they were never going to talk to Luke it would be pretty pointless him turning up.

tomorrow's will be a reunion with the experts asking questions about how things are going and/or what they learnt from the experiment.

I’ll start.

Things are fine thanks.

I have learned that the producers have scant regard for the viewers or the cast.

I believe they think the viewers button up the back.

We don’t.

I am off sick from work right now so have started with series 1 of the NZ version.

Did some googling to see what happened to one couple (where one of them was a dick to their partner) and it turns out they are real marriages and a quote from the producers in an article said any divorce proceedings have to be paid for by the couples

So it appears that they are doing the show in the style of Aus/‘new’ UK but with the marriage side like the ‘old’ UK version

I thought it was just the usual reunion dinner party tonight?

lol might be drama today …

what snacks have you lot got in ?

i bought some Sebastian cheesecake especially to have with a decaf - lol

Wait, what? Xmas reunion show. What happened?

Well last nights vow renewals were so dull they sent me to sleep. For 2 hours.

I'm wondering if Luke kicks off to such an extent tonight that he's not invited to the session with the ixperts?

Episode 35 tonight and 36 tomorrow (amen).

I think Luke is in both so probably not invited to the Christian "special" we will all watch!

@WhisperGold

Fear not, the Christmas special reunion is still available on All 4. It is very cringe especially as you know it was filmed in September!

I'm loving the autocorrect. I can just see Ella in a wimple and little Mark as a priest. 😃

Hmm I wonder if there are any trans nuns?

Oh, don't get me started on religion and trans stuff. There's an US 'priest' batting hard for all of that - and stirring up a hornet's nest about whether transwomen or transmen can be 'priests'. Tbf he constantly causes drama and seeks publicity. But, I digress.
Back to MAFS - I have cronuts as my snack of choice for tonight's dinner party.

I actually thought Ella was being very mature about the whole thing and looked much better as in more natural make up.

Same here. I fell asleep as Paul and Tasha were floating towards each other and woke up to Ella and JJ’s vows.