MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

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I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

Throw people off show for being violent and/or abusive, then invite them to the reunion. WTAF.

Yeah it’s so messed up!

So did Ella dump JJ.

Just catching up on the last 2 nights, have I gone mad or did Peggy & George’s end on a cliff hanger then they didn’t bother to show it at the start of the tonight’s? How did it end? Did she stay or go?

She muttered about 'trust' then stayed.

She stayed chicken

And Ella did indeed pie JJ.

All neatly tied up in a bow.

Which, coincidentally…. Ahem 😈

Someone read my mind:

Nicola Grant 🇮🇪🇪🇺 on X: "When you have vow renewals In the afternoon, but your Tuesday night bowling league kicks off at 8.00pm. #MAFSHysteria #MAFSUK t.co/k7fj1edlhN" / X (twitter.com)

Was really shocked Ella dumped JJ, lucky escape for him tho. Ella got what she wanted from this show, which was fame, not a real relationship.

Daps 😂

I've just caught up and have not much to say that hasn't been said already. All of the vows were filmed near me at Painshill Park. It looked lovely on screen, visit it when you are back from your road trip. Just don't wear a long dress that sweeps the paths.

You lot have been funny as fuck and while I haven't contributed much as I am always watching late I have enjoyed your comments more than the show. I won't be watching MAFSNZ but I hope to find you all again on another thread.

Was out last night so just caught up with thread. Am saying nothing about Matt until programme done as I don’t want to spoiler, but I did laugh out loud at his footage when I watched it later on!

Although despite what I said about him still doing his day job, it looks as though we are going to need a new window cleaner in the next few months!

Just caught up. The best bit of the program is always the 2 minute trailer at the end for the next one. It lures me in every time. I'm so pleased we are down to the last two!!! Wish they would go back to how it used to be. This has been the absolute pits from start to finish.

Watching on catch up. So far, Laura is the huge bitch we all thought she was. She could have done that with warmth and class. Classy? No Laura you’re not. Arthur is so much better off without her. He will be snapped up by someone who deserves him. #team Arthur ❤️

Jordan is wayyyyy toooo needy, that relationship is doomed.

Laura and Erica’s dresses, just awful both of them. 🤢

Just me or did all of the brides look pregnant in them dresses? Awful dresses.

I guess the budget was for Shein as the production are no longer invested in them. Why they don't wear the original ones I don't know.

I did a quick search last night to try and find when the second ep of MAFSNZ is on, I was only able to search until next Weds. Nada. Possibly its going to be a once a week Thursday?? Further search showed me that all of MAFSNZ season 3 is currently available on all4. And this is the one they are showing ep 1 of on Thurs. Unless I've overlooked the obvious (quite possible!)

Jeez it'll be going for months at that rate @Bluetrews25 unless they don't have 4 episodes a week like UK

If Ella looked pregnant then you know the dress was a disaster

The dresses were awful. They'd have been better putting them in that fake leather sleeveless number from the TU advert - which I've seen so many times I'm worried they've subliminally programmed me to buy it. If no-one wants to wear fancy net ballgowns for the road trip, we could all turn up in the TU pleather dress and jacket 😂

I think it’s Jordan and Adrienne too but it obviously hasn’t upset Erica too much as she has been going on about how much Adrienne is her “bestie” on social media

A podcast just said final dinner was about a month later, not sure if the final with ixperts is recorded next day or later again?

There was two reunions, one Luke was alllowed to attend and another where he wasn't.

Perhaps they are filming a cringey Christmas special like last year. Absolutely dreadful (obviously I watched it all)