MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

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I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

Tasha invest in a bra love.

Psychoticbreak · Today 21:04

Ah but will Peggy now open her leggys?

Villagetoraiseachild · Today 21:05

Did u hear the suction noise there

That’ll be the leggies opening…

Meeeh

The ceremonies don't mean anything

Cant wait for it to end and then we can all just check their insta pages for updates

Adrienne looks like a completely different person without 50 layers of slap

I don't do insta - will need updates please!

Matt do us a favour and hide all Adrienne's lip liners

Oh fuck off Paul.

Adrienne is yellow

😀

By this point I just want to skip straight to the reunion.

They could get this final vows stuff done in one episode and then have a longer episode for the reunion to get all the tea and see the meltdowns 🤣

It's time for my cocktail. A bit of ice cream with a morphine chaser. Laydeez, I am living the dream!

Ella's lips look deflated

I am so over this fake drama and tension

Dragging this out, so tedious, yawn

I tend to think that if you don’t know what you want, it kind of proves that whatever is right in front of you is not it

Go steady!

The experts could have really helped Ella but instead they ignored all the vulnerabilities in favour of ratings.

JJ and his pal are late for play school

Ella you've never given so much as a passing thought to anyone other than you, so it shouldn't be too difficult for you.

DS keeps licking his lips and has made them sore (he's 4 and has no filler I'm aware of), I put lansinoh on them before he went to bed tonight, went in about fifteen minutes ago just to check on him and remove all the random crap he hides in his bed and he was shiny nose to chin! Maybe that's what Ella is doing, Lansinoh nipple cream all over the face

I’ve had morphine once.

I don’t love why I had it but it made me forget it.

No fucker gave me ice cream though mingeofmouse

Hope you are soldiering on 🌻

They so did.

What part of I don't want children do these people not understand?

I never got ice cream with my morphine neither! Even when I had my tonsils out the bastards made me eat dry toast…

Guys. Guys. Guys. You are yet to have a decent fart in front of each other. Leave the kids talk till the later. That is not something that you discuss after 6 seconds of bumping uglies.

Brace yerselves for brutality....