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MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/11/2023 21:16

I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

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Sunbird24 · 14/11/2023 21:01

I’m only here to see the frocks…

TitsInAbsentia · 14/11/2023 21:02

I'm only here to see what level of grease up Ella is going to...

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/11/2023 21:02

Me too sunbird

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TitsInAbsentia · 14/11/2023 21:03

'kin 'ell...Tasha looks like she's going up for a fight!

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2023 21:03

Last night's frocks were disappointingly sane.

Psychoticbreak · 14/11/2023 21:03

Im only here cos I have no life.

JaneJeffer · 14/11/2023 21:03

Ah come on to fuck I'm falling asleep here

funbags3 · 14/11/2023 21:03

How long does it take for this bloody show to start?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/11/2023 21:04

If Ella is as shiny as normal (or shinier), when JJ pies Ella off, Ella can slide away like a swan to save face.

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Psychoticbreak · 14/11/2023 21:04

Ah but will Peggy now open her leggys?

JaneJeffer · 14/11/2023 21:04

The fucking music sounds like a jet is going to crash into them

Sunbird24 · 14/11/2023 21:05

Are you certain Peggy? Really?
Daddy Pig might have something to say about that…

Psychoticbreak · 14/11/2023 21:05

@JaneJeffer now you are just giving me hope.

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2023 21:05

Vomit.

Villagetoraiseachild · 14/11/2023 21:05

Did u hear the suction noise there?

Bluetrews25 · 14/11/2023 21:05

Psychoticbreak · 14/11/2023 21:04

Ah but will Peggy now open her leggys?

Just what I was thinking!

dillite · 14/11/2023 21:05

They have fuck all! FUCK OFF PEGGY.

MouseMinge · 14/11/2023 21:06

Crikey, they kiss like really powerful vacuum cleaners!

JaneJeffer · 14/11/2023 21:06
Toilet Bathroom GIF by 60 Second Docs

Mwah

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 14/11/2023 21:06

Peg.

wot a load of auld shit.

MAFSUK12.   Sheldon’s honesty box.  In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages.  Why fiddle so much producers?  It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite.  Be telt.
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MzHz · 14/11/2023 21:06

I’m in… bloody dog picks his moment to start whining…

just ejecting him to kitchen, deploying tin foil.. long story…

dillite · 14/11/2023 21:06

JaneJeffer · 14/11/2023 21:06

Mwah

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JaneJeffer · 14/11/2023 21:07

Psychoticbreak · 14/11/2023 21:05

@JaneJeffer now you are just giving me hope.

Grin
MouseMinge · 14/11/2023 21:07

I'm hoping for three rejections now.

dillite · 14/11/2023 21:08

Me too. REJECT THEM ALL.

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