MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

I tend to think that if you don’t know what you want, it kind of proves that whatever is right in front of you is not it

Proper wise that 🫡 @Sunbird24

I only had a morphine suppository so possibly no real need for ice cream that time.

I am, Sheldon. I went a whole day without it yesterday, so that's positive. All things considered I'm doing better than expected so far. Liquid morphine tastes nice too. I did seriously consider putting it on the ice cream as a "sauce" but decided that I'm not that much of a pretentious twat.

No need to be so dramatic mummy Matt. It's not the end of the world. They can get some alpacas. Or fleas.

In theory, Matt could be infertile and unable to get anyone pregnant. There are no guarantees. If he really likes her, he might want her and no kids compared with someone else and no certainty of parenthood.

Ha! Adrienne thinks she's going to be brutal. Laura has already snapped up that slot.

😂Oh i dunno...

Your bumhole may have felt otherwise.

<whole thread goes off to see what it's like to put a bit of ice cream up the bum hole. Does it improve rimming?>

Is that not a Neonook? Im all confused now.

Dying 🤣

That sounds classy to me 🤣. Go for it!!

@MouseMinge might depend on the flavour. not so much banana for me.

So am assuming Peggy said yes (missed the start)

It'd have to be vanilla for me. Chocolate would just look you'd followed through or done a dirty protest.

What flavour ice cream, @MouseMinge ?

Or chocolate.

Neopolitan and you could say you had a threesome!

I'm having vanilla tonight, a nice bit of Mackie's. Just in my mouth. No bumhole ice cream tonight.

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs

She fucking did as well.

I’d pay to see mam and dad’s reaction on Wednesday 😈

Vanilla goes with everything

Mackies is from my part of the world.

Ice Cream. Crisps. Chocolate.They have all the major food groups covered practically

That skidmark ad looks like a dirty protest.....

Maybe Porkster Pa will have a coronary and Ma's face will crack and shatter.....That might be fun

Did Daddy Pig have a conniption I wonder?