MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

Say it like it is Emily 🤣

Glad to know it's not just us:

Emily on X: "The front of Jordan’s hair has my full attention all the time. Why is it like that? Is it purposely like that? I need answers before the show ends #MAFSUK" / X (twitter.com)

Just want to say I am not Emily 😆

But I’m sure I would like her 😁

Someone needs to tell Emily about these threads!

No likey, no rimmy!

I watched the beginning of MAFS and skipped a lot in the middle but watched from last week so I might have missed lots but isn't Arthur actually a fairly decent looking guy with a good sense of humour?

I enjoyed his "not too late" comment at the dinner party.

Also like Matt & Paul but none of the women on this. They all just want TV exposure.

Don't think Georges give a hoot about Peggy really, he's just happy to stay on TV and pick up a few interviews afterwards.

I bet Georges is angling for his own podcast.

I’ve been watching the MIC set.

Waiting for Laura. She is MIA.

She's too old for MIC and that makes her cross. And too Hampshire.

Oh I don’t know. Most of MIC must be kicking the arse of 40 too. 😈

Finding it a bit rich that blokes on Twitter are saying all the women are bitches and all the men were great. Have they already forgotten Brad and Luke? Usual sexist bullshit.

True these days.

I just watched most of that on FF, I really don't care at those point. Living for the reunion though.....

My theory is that he washes his hair before bed and wears one of those plastic headband things that footballers used to wear while it dries overnight. There's no other explanation as far as I can tell.

There is a family sized sticky toffee pudding in the fridge.

It is calling me like a siren.

I am resisting. But I’m crumbling. It won’t live another 24 hours.

Luke and Brad were shit but for the other couples it was too often the women that were shit.

This may be down to the edit, I'm a tad disappointed though.

Bloody hell, that VT of Georgezzzzz at the beginning. He's changed a tad hasn't he? There's no way he's genuinely into Peggy.

Peggy's family have money and because of that they think they are superior to everyone else, yet they clearly come from working class roots, and have those values, its like they're pretending to be better than they are, and have forgotten how to live in a normal world. Peggy is a bit like a doll, she seems innocent, mollycoddled & its a bit hard to watch, she needs to get out there and live on her own for a while, be independent from mummy & daddy

There's no way he's genuinely into Peggy.

He genuinely wants to be in Peggy but I reckon that’s the extent of it.

Sheldon, I can't eat pudding so I'm suggesting that you have at least half that family-sized pudding. One half for you and one is for me but eaten by you. If that means the rest also gets eaten well we've just pigged out a little bit. Is it any surprise after the night of entertainment we've had?!

He genuinely wants to be in Peggy but I reckon that’s the extent of it.
😂😂😂

Peggy was doing a Tik Tok live there and she was sitting in the Tudor mansion but unwilling to say what her answer was

My guess is she says yes but they split up by the time the reunion comes around

That is most generous of you my cherub. I shall of course oblige. I bought it for my folks, but it is for 4 so that means they can have a bit. I’m nice like that. I’m happy to eat an honorary portion for you.

Georges performance is like a masterclass in love-bombing.

As soon as he's had carnal knowledge of Pegarella he will leave her for a real flesh'n'blood woman.

Georges ain't built for a >30yo 'princess' from a disturbingly deluded and classless gene pool.

Pegerella is that mannequin from the bedroom. We haven’t seen Peg at midnight.