MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

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I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

I’m starting to think they must have edited out some of peg’s good bits (and that such a side of her must exist!) - how the hell could georgezzz be so genuinely emotional about her otherwise? It really is inexplicable. She’s plastic, vacuous, her family hate him and she wants him to change 99% of his personality. There must be something surely?!

As an aside, Georges looks like he’s been on the filler himself tonight. I’m sure his lips never used to be that fleshy?!

Tits.

The dramatic music when they say anything negative followed by the blissful melodies on positives lol

All the ladies on mafs

That is scarily accurate!

On the interview with Georges, ( on Lara's podcast ) he described Peggy's family as 'incredible ', but he didn't have a bad word to say about any of the participants either. Weird.

Ooh Luke throwing shade at Jordan!😂

Lol.

How can you tell what her emotions are?

I think he knows that it isn't a good look to slag them off. It was a really insightful podcast.

So modest

Looks more like a walk of shame tae me jane

And she’s left her underpinnings in a flat in sw3.

I think that Pegerella made Georgezzz have filler. They were love licking at each other.... vomit

The most obvious reason granted, but he could get tits anywhere… and a pair of tits, no matter how appealing, is surely not going to turn him into a blubbering mess…

and a pair of tits, no matter how appealing, is surely not going to turn him into a blubbering mess
You are a veritable Jane Austen @bumblenbean

Naturally I’m working on my first classic @JaneJeffer ✍️

Did anyone else get the shudders at all of those dress trains sweeping up the leaves on their struts to the venue?

Don't forget the 'ever chatty' JJ with Bianca, who needs space and distance to think.
Then he spots Ella across the room and has a connection at first sight, and is suddenly able to say more than one sentence.

@Appalonia Luke is not a nice person inside, despite his sense of humour and show of charm. He makes digs at others when he thinks he can get away with it. I believe he is a bully driven by low self esteem, who hides in a crowd of 'mates' or his siblings to keep him out of trouble.

He targeted Jordan, cos he's younger, portrays his vulnerability and doesn't just follow the crowd.
At one time, Jordan was going on too long about a point (as he does a lot), Luke told him to shut up, in an intimidating way, all the rest of the guys kept quiet too.

Place marking. Thanks for the new thread

Luke is awful and a bully. Instead of apologising for how he treated Jordan, he has just kept doubling down. And when he is challenged about it, he says it's all a joke. I feel sorry for Jay because I think they're probably still dating.
I remain convinced that TwoGeorges and Peggy are real - and deserve their Disney rose-in-a-jar fairytale romance. Peggy at the beginning was insightful and funny. She's a nerd who went to a good grammar, has a good degree and works in IT. She simply can't be the way they have edited her. Most of the time I think she looks confused because the producers are whispering instructions to her. Everything they broadcast is fake and the real relationships are happening off-screen. It's as though it's been edited and produced by kids. Fingers crossed they get packed back to the nursery and they let adults back in the room next time.

Peggy’s never been in love because her parents won’t let her. No man will be good enough for her and if they had their way she’d be going back unopened, as my MIL’s neighbour would say.

Placemarking too. Didn't get to watch last night but this thread is better!

Just read through the thread and I'm quite glad that I wasn't able to watch last night! That cliffhanger would have frustrated me! You lot are funny as fuck, though.

Hoping that Peggy and Georges are actually for real. I feel like we've had some glimpses of Peggy being emotionally intelligent and funny, but mostly she's been edited to look like a weird, stunted, mannequin woman. I'm not sure I believe it.

A pp said on one of these threads that they must have some women-hating producers. Personally I wouldn't be surprised if they employed a bunch of rainbow people to cast and produce this season. They've made up a bunch of stories based on seemingly fuck all, and have set about trying to destroy people like Nathaniel and JJ in the name of being progressive.

I could be wrong, of course. But I wouldn't be totally shocked if I was right.

Matt is cleaning our windows even as I type!