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MAFSUK12. Sheldon’s honesty box. In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages. Why fiddle so much producers? It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite. Be telt.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/11/2023 21:16

I shall not be applying. Despite their adverts. Not for a processed process. And I’m not even starting on the cast. Although…

This thread title has been brought to you by the number 12, the word ‘process’ and lots of Prosecco induced honesty.

And mingeofmouse and tits 😘

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/11/2023 22:07

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/11/2023 22:06

Oh fuckoff producers.

you pack of unbearably fuddy bastard fucking fudmeisters that you are.

I hope you get knob rot.

You a wee bit upset there Sheldon? 🤣

MelsMoneyTree · 13/11/2023 22:07

They know we don't care about Matt and Adrienne (never going to work); Paul and Tasha (never going to work although they'll say yes); JJ and Ella (never going to work) so they have held Peggy and TwoGeorges over so they have one success story for tomorrow.

BaronessEllarawrosaurus · 13/11/2023 22:07

There's so much negative in her vows that's I think its going to be a yes

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/11/2023 22:08

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/11/2023 22:04

She gets plenty of licking practice with those lips..

Pop lip salve on it and latch her on.

She’ll never know the bastardin difference.

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funbags3 · 13/11/2023 22:08

I wonder if Peggy has ever made a decision by herself?

JaneJeffer · 13/11/2023 22:09

If JJ says yes I'm ringing an ambulance for him

karenm51 · 13/11/2023 22:09

WTF was that??? Although I suppose a cheap nasty cliffhanger is in keeping with the rest of the bloody series 🙄

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/11/2023 22:09

She's going to do a 'however' and say yes. Hopefully he'll see her Take Me Out vid before the Reunion and tell her to do one.

Psychoticbreak · 13/11/2023 22:09

JaneJeffer · 13/11/2023 22:09

If JJ says yes I'm ringing an ambulance for him

Im ringing one for me!

MelsMoneyTree · 13/11/2023 22:09

murasaki · 13/11/2023 22:03

That's setting the bar so low it's underground.

It's not my bar - it's the programme's. If you were TwoGeorges you'd be giving thanks every day that you hadn't been matched with the others.

Ramalangadingdong · 13/11/2023 22:10

QueSyrahSyrah · 13/11/2023 22:04

Hiya Mummy Peg, nice of you to drop in Wink

How very dare you? Hahahaha!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/11/2023 22:10

JaneJeffer · 13/11/2023 22:09

If JJ says yes I'm ringing an ambulance for him

If JJ says yes you’ll have to ring a bloody ambulance for me.

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Appalonia · 13/11/2023 22:10

Haha

MAFSUK12.   Sheldon’s honesty box.  In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages.  Why fiddle so much producers?  It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite.  Be telt.
SwedishEdith · 13/11/2023 22:10

Watching on +1 and haven't read the rest of this thread yet. Wtf was that rose thing Georges bought Peggy! Plastic tat for... plastic tat?

JaneJeffer · 13/11/2023 22:11

Pop lip salve on it and latch her on.

Ugh Sheldon!

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/11/2023 22:11

If he says yes, I'll direct him towards some of the things we've been googling over the last few weeks ...

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/11/2023 22:11

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/11/2023 22:08

Pop lip salve on it and latch her on.

She’ll never know the bastardin difference.

🤣🤣🤣
Although if Georges arse looks like Pegs lips he has more to worry about that his miserable inlaws!!

murasaki · 13/11/2023 22:12

I think Peggy being on Take Me Out is way more humiliating than some.comedy squatting.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 13/11/2023 22:12

Too funny @Appalonia 🤣

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JaneJeffer · 13/11/2023 22:12

More Chelsea twats on now

Overloadimplode · 13/11/2023 22:12

So we have Jordan and Erica
Peg and Georges
Tasha and Paul
Is that it? Out of how many couples?

Overloadimplode · 13/11/2023 22:13

Not a spoiler. Guessing.

JaneJeffer · 13/11/2023 22:13

Georges seems to have caught the lip licking disease

dapsnotplimsolls · 13/11/2023 22:13

Overloadimplode · 13/11/2023 22:12

So we have Jordan and Erica
Peg and Georges
Tasha and Paul
Is that it? Out of how many couples?

It's felt like hundreds. Can't see any of them lasting.

Appalonia · 13/11/2023 22:14

Twitter is hilarious tonight!

MAFSUK12.   Sheldon’s honesty box.  In a process more processed than a 25p pack of 30 sausages.  Why fiddle so much producers?  It may be a pool of shite but it is OUR pool of shite.  Be telt.
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