MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

#&georgesgoinghurdleronourarses

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Will anything match up to that crochet creation that Tayah (??) wore a couple of years ago?

I'm going to have to split my loyalties - half-watch this crappage and half-watch BB face to face noms ...

I don't know if I'll be able to watch either live but the BB thread is giving me major cringe so if I get to choose I'll be right here!

Is the 'other' ella still in BB? I watched the first week but that was it.

You mean you don't believe in Jenry's true lurrrrrrrrrrve?

I have not been party to BB.

Is it an exciting night or summat?

Here we are then, T-4 days until it's over. Remember back in September:
We disliked TwoGeorges
We liked Tasha
We wanted rid of Roz & Tom
Shona & Brad who?
On the way, we've picked up and lost Sean and his husband, Terence & Nathanial have walked.

Stand out moments? None come to mind!
But I'll be there until the final credits on Thursday (and so will you!)

daps

Crochet would be too demure for teeth, tits and neofoof.

I’m going for Ella wearing a satin version of the crime scene tape Gaga wore in ‘telephone’.

George's has done a podcast with Lara. He comes across as very confident and a genuinely nice guy. He refused to say if he was still with Peggy...

Oh not the vows 🙈

The time we have spent together has been the best time of my life BUT I hate squatting, don't want children, can't cope with your curtains, love Chelsea more, don't know what a trans woman is, hate your parents BUT you have changed my life and understand me better than anyone else BUT I just want to be famous so I'm really sorry <fake tears> you can fuck off.

I'll be amazed if he is. And disappointed.

Stand out moments?

Tash revealing her true self
Jordan's ever-fascinating hair
Bianca finding out about the shittery
Spin the bottle-gate
3 of them chatting shit in French
Arfur saying 'I love you' in his vows
Brad and his ginormous clothes

But most of all - the threads, obvs.

The two are uncomparable

daps there's a song about it by that lady Sheldon just posted there

@SheldonesqueTheBstard it's no more exciting than any other night!

Oh. I thought maybe someone had gone full Bianca on the itv and someone had had a turn overdoing the bleep machine.

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We have to honour our vows and stick it out together to the bitter end - unlike the contestants.

I'm mildly excited about the first lot of vows tonight. To be fair it's my first time, so my virginal self is a little aflutter. It probably wouldn't be if I'd seen it all before. I'm hoping for a bit of drama.

It's drawn out, tedious and edited to make you think it's going a certain way. Worth watching for the godawful frocks though.

This happened on the Oz version a couple of years ago. Some of us are hoping Georgesssssssss will do something similar ...

they might need a bleep machine for me on the thread. But no I can do this, I can scroll past singing a happy tune. Rah rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-ma Gaga, ooh-la-la

I hate watching final vowd it's tedious long and drawn out boredom.