MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

I’m nosecco girl - the stuff is genius. Working over Christmas and new year - as well as taking two days and more to recover from anything more than 4 drinks - the stuff is a must have in this house. Cheers!

I can’t help but feel that JJ has been used for the ‘process journey’ of another. And I do think that both JJ and Bianca have been collateral damage.

Not cool.

When they’ve shown him actually having an opinion, he has been ok.

As long as you're all here I will be too. It may well be a pool of shite, but it's our pool of shite. And yes, I'll be tuning into the NZ one right after the final on Thursday.

I agree re George, he is acting the part and doing a good job of it. The thing is that any of them can piss off whenever they want. You're matched with a nightmare? Leave. Your partner wants to stay? Leave. Nathaniel did. Terence made it clear he wasn't going to stay no matter what porscha wanted to do. They want the "fame" and they'll put up with a lot for their fifteen minutes. I have moments of feeling sorry for some of them but then I remember that the majority of them are arseholes and I just enjoy their so-called suffering.

Is nosecco an actual drink? If so, you learn something new every day.

@Comfortablechair i have a confession to make: I have a bit of a girl crush on Laura. I know she has been really stupid when it comes to Arfur but I think she’s really attractive. As others have said I wish I had her figure.

comfy chair

I caught the clip of George’s having a little chin wobble next week.

I sincerely hope it is all pish/acting because the thought of Georges crying? It makes the little pink bit that is left in my black wizened heart turn a distinct shade of charcoal.

I think there is beauty to be had in nearly everyone. No me. I am purebred munter.

That said, when people go too hard and heavy on the injectables etc, it obscures that beauty.

Maybe that is why I have warmed a little to Tasha. At least her face is still her face. And as @JaneJeffer said, she has a beautiful face.when she isn’t going pop. Same with Laura I think. The Mary Ellen thing for Laura - ✅-but she also gives me no-nonsense Carol Thatcher vibes. That in itself? Strong confident women? I think that is attractive. Look at Monica Galetti. Goddess. And not a face full of shite to be seen.

Ach. I’m havering. Not unexpected from me…

It is the bollocks minge of mouse

The co-op and M&S do great ones.

I’m sure there are other fab ones but I’ve tried these ones and so I can put in my tuppence. 🥂

Laura has bangin’ pins.

My legs look as though they belong on a pachyderm.

I had to google pachyderm and have learnt something new today

I oft go down Google wormholes when on MN.

Every day is a school day. 😊

Of course there are one or two things I’d rather not have known (or bloody googled!)

Remember Shona and Mr wannabe cosmic sect leader. Feels like years ago. How long has this show been on for?

I’m not sure maybe 7/8 weeks?

You are right in that it seems like an age since the yonifiddler was imparting his wisdom.

I wonder if he will come back for the last dinner?

Laura takes herself way too seriously. She drones on and on and on mostly about herself. I love Arthur, he’s definitely my favourite. I’m sure he will be snapped up by someone who doesn’t drain the life out of him.

I was going to defect to BB next week and watch that live but now Queen Trish has gone I'll still be here, swearing at Pegster.

Feels like

Blue waffle. Dragon butter. Rimming.

neovag...

I agree , I reckon Peggy’s family have new money.
Her dads a Londoner who I also reckon has a building company and made some money doing that. He’s got a big mouth and probably one of those loud blokes you see down the pub.
Seen it all before when I lived in Bromley. Met many guys like him.
The family say they live in Kent,but I think they are on the London outskirts.

Just catching up on yesterday’s, the camera man is all over the place ! I’m getting dizzy !

Arthur just says things that don’t need to be said. He didn’t need to say he got his vowels from the internet! He didn’t need to say he went on a date two weeks earlier!

I don’t think he has a filter !

But Laura is draining! She must be hard work.. but then again she has to ‘carry’ her husband everywhere.

Well damn I was avoiding the BB thread because I have to watch on catch up 😭

Jane ...it was a shocker !
I didn't watch the L&L after but from the thread it was good !

I'm wondering if they counted the votes properly bizzey!

I properly guffawed when Arthur said his best moment was JJ's return. I don't think he's really that bothered about Laura but at least he's having fun.

What has happened to Georges? I used to like him. How he can fall for that vapid, empty-headed oedipal Barbie?

JJ is growing on me. He used the words "malice" and "catalyst" in the last episode. There might be glimmers of intelligence and empathy beneath the loud jumpers.

Laura is so far up her she can see her tonsils. A Portsmouth girl but Chelsea wannabe.

Arthur's sense of humour is sarcastic which the others don't seem to understand. I find him funny.