MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

How wonderful! I'm going to adopt one next year, I think. I love that you're going to go back and volunteer when you're retired. That's just lovely.

He had a date 2 weeks earlier

How come the experts didnt know about who wanted kids.....
So basic.....

laura and peggy seem pretty similar both should be dumped they are so sour and boring

bet they are shit at sex probably think their doing the guy a favour

Is it wrong to want them to get an electric shock every time they touch their hair ...

Because the producers do the matchmaking and the ickspurts are presented with a fait accompli.

Just watched last week’s Teen first dates on catch up. Each one of those teenagers had more emotional intelligence and ability to reflect than any of these people.

They wouldn't be needing to navigate anything if someone who adamantly didn't want kids hadn't been matched 'for life' with someone who adamantly does. 'ixperts' my hole, any idiot could figure that out.

Arthur and Laura and Georges and Peggy are the only non-sex couples, aren't they?

The experts surprised that the kids thing is a major issue between Matt & Adrienne.

Maybe, just maybe, if you’d done some PROPER research, and hadn’t just matched them both on the fact they take care of their parents, you could’ve foreseen this……

Both look down on their husbands and aren't prepared to compromise or look at themselves.

I thought Arfur and Laura had?

Ella and JJ have not.

Is it like a challenge do you think? Bonus payment of 10k each if you can coach any of these tragedies to make it past a year!

Christ, Laura is hard work. She has absolutely no sense of humour. Not just now but throughout the whole process. Hope Arthur dumps her as well as she undoubtedly will dump him.

If it is, I don't want to be right.

i dont really see the problem with arthur having a date

nothing makes laura happy she treats arthur like a dose of thrush

What's the vibe with Laura's dress? So many elastic bands holding things up and in, the whole thing makes me anxious for her

JJ right now

I think it’s because it shows he wasn’t serious about the experiment.

I forgot that Ella and JJ were sexless.

Snogging at the dinner table. Classy!

nahhh and add a lit candle to the mix

Could Ella look any less feminine right now?

Arthur is hilarious tonight.

Ella looks more like a man than ever with that wig.