MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

Come on @dapsnotplimsolls can't be worse than being accursed of being 'posh' (Laura? Are you sure?) I think it's cause I picked Maldives...

IN fairness if he wanted to be swallowed at all his is the wife to go for!

😂😂😂😂

I got Laura but chose Ibeefa @TitsInAbsentia

Peggy to Ella: “You shouldn’t have to change yourself for him”

Also Peggy: “Change everything about yourself Georges! And change it now or I’ll set my Dad on you!”

Why do all the women keep playing with their hair over the dinner table. Grim grim grim.

Flippin eck Arthur!!!!

Arthur is not a fun drunk but I am kinda loving how straightforward he is

Someone is def diggin in to the Burns look book...

Omg! I knew she now reminded me of someone.

Can Arfur do maths?
3 kids?
When Peggy said one and zgeorges said two.
Unless he was thinking separately?

I chose Hawaii but was annoyed that Costa Rica wasn't there because I'd have gone for that because of the sloths.

I'd have laughed like a drain at that from Arthur! Laura is deffo broomstick up the arse...

JJ is not up for Pete the Meat, whether she’s blonde or brunette!

I think Arthur has precisely no fucks to give. I think he's over Laura and over the whole thing. I can't say that I blame him.

What was the mean thing he said? That he dated someone just before?
I think Laura's getting more and mote disillusioned....

Thats actually scarily accurate

A week before the wedding. I’d feel the same as Laura.

That wig is HIDEOUS

Ella’s frontage looks oddly sex doll like.

I went to Costa Rica to see the sloths! They were wonderful, and I have adopted 2. Planning to go back and volunteer when I retire....

I would have done if real life DH went on a date a week before our wedding, but not someone on an experiment reality TV show, to whom I was still a intangible concept at that stage.

He most definitely looks like he is over it, I agree.

How can they find the food on that table?? There are centrepieces and then that forest!

People really should take a good, hard look at their resting bitch face before going heavy on the botox. As that's all there will be.