MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

I don’t know what to say really.

I can’t believe the experts disregarding the seemingly broken women and telling the blokes they just have to love them better. Be better themselves.

I look at Peg and am reminded of the rhyme you used to get in shops when I was little.

Lovely (debatable) to look at
Delightful (again debatable) to hold
But should you break (or fuck) it
Consider it sold.

Ella and the daily affirmation shite? What about JJ’s needs?

This looks - to me - what you get when you live a lie. If all you ever felt was that you were born in the wrong body, that means your mind and soul feels female and a body should sort you right ahhhht.

But it hasn’t has it? Drink bother, self sabotage, lashing out? Not the sign of a happy soul. And why I wonder if it is a good idea allowing young people to mutilate their bodies when their heads aren’t in the right space. And you need lots of time to know where you are in this life and to know you are special enough without the desperate show of shouting about your neospecialness. It is desperately sad. Ella may very well feel like a woman but sadly, all I hear is man coming out of their mouth. Having tits and a lulu doesn’t make that disappear. I doubt Ella wants pity as an affirmation but that is what they’ve got from me.

I’m taking it JJ didn’t get affirmation for that top.

Jordan was a nasty wee hole for chucking Erica under the bus fleet. What a petulant, churlish, sullen looking wee manboy fanny he is. Erica deserves a round of applause for putting up wi thon.

Everyone else is faker than my love of turnips. Fat no.

I understand Roz’s and the decision.

Went about it like a fudfding in a China shop.

Fine to feel it isn’t going anywhere.

The delivery was cruel.

I understand Roz’s dilemma and her decision.

Went about it like a fudding bull in a China shop.

Drifted off mid text and didn’t check it. Soz.

Hope you're doing ok and are sorted now @MouseMinge
Hope you are progressing ok @SgtJuneAckland
And thanks for keeping us in threads and giggles throughout, @SheldonesqueTheBstard

They do say nice guys come last … can see why poor THOMAS

He should have been a bit more assertive so mean what she said

Daily affirmations are fine if you mean it. Otherwise it's fake as fuck and really obviously so too.

Ella must have watched a lot of porn and got confused over what real women are like. She's basically modelled herself on the porn look yet behaves in a laddish way. Sexually aggressive, loud and crude, drunk and disorderly, etc. JJ and Nat both appalled at her behaviour and yet she doesn't change it.

She clearly is not happy with herself, is desperate for validation and is not currently capable of nurturing a real relationship. She needs to be single and get properly helpful therapy, not this affirmation crap that these so called experts are pushing. Mind you, they are probably too scared to be that honest as they might get cancelled.

You know there is a spoiler thread @Snorkmaidenn? As Matt is still in the show with Adrienne this is very much a spoiler.

How proud would you be if you were Thomas’ mum?

I think Thomas and Laura would be a good match

Maybe. She’s definitely discreet and well behaved so I think they could match. Not sure if there’s any chemistry there though.

I get the feeling Thomas is too nice and diffident for Laura.

I don't think any of the women are catches. Thomas is so posh (well, posh sounding, at least) that he wouldn't fit with most of the other women. Laura is too uptight and too old for him. Maybe Lady Gaga (can't remember her name now) might have been a nice match?

How old is Laura?

I feel very sorry for most of the men on this as they've been really screwed over. Most of the women are emotionally insecure, desperate for attention, and have had so many cosmetic procedures that they look utterly gormless and keep having to push their lips out with their tongue which really doesn't help their gormless faces. Some of the behaviour from Ella, Tasha, Laura and Peggy has been awful to watch and they've all treated their so called partners with nothing other than contempt. Yet they've not had it brought up by the so called experts..

I'm still watching as I feel too invested to stop but mostly on fast forward.

Not sure but I'm just copying what someone else said on another thread. I think it's a relatively big gap between her and Thomas though

Maybe that’s why she usually doesn’t wear much!

Poor Thomas. I wonder if Roz will regret her decision in a few years when she grows out of playing with sex toys. He’ll get over her quickly though when someone waaay better cones along and appreciates him in all his handsome, posh, dimply glory.
I’m rather fond of Matt too. Beautiful eyes and the strong silent type. Very appealing.

I also actually feel very sorry for Ella. She’s behaved appallingly and I can’t believe the experts haven’t pulled her up on it, but she is clearly deeply unhappy. She was unhappy before transitioning and presumably thought that a neovagina, silicone breasts and lip filler would make her happy. But changing your body can’t change your mind. Rather than being an unhappy man, she’s now an unhappy man with no penis, a diminished ability to ever have physical sexual pleasure and a very small long term partner pool. It’s so very sad.

Totally agree they don't want to be left on the shelf and have money pockets settle down and have to start paying the Chelsea bills themselves.

Sadly, with Ella it's not surprising that statistically with those that have body dismorthia along with the feeling of being in the wrong body. Do find settling down and being what they class as normal or be considered as by their peers. That is why it is clearly important to have a decent amount of psychological support to dig into what the real underlying issues are that lead you to feel not only you are in the wrong body, but to allow your mind to unpack and deal with loving yourself taking gender out of it, as some have said at a soul level.

Even taking a more medical track of a man going through transistion the BBC followed them through being one of the first and how they got on up to 20 yrs later and even the person concluded that transistion didn't solve everything and it does lead a very select place for you to find love sadly. That is from a person who wasn't a fame chaser just someone picked up by the Beeb at the time like ITv anc Ch4 did back in the day real life issue documentaries and not scripted crap.

I hope JJ doesn't take the advice of the so called ixpirts and gets himself away. JJ seems a very gentle soul (soft would have been used when I was young) and I hope Ella gets some help with her problems otherwise I dread to think what will happen.

Laura and Arthur are both 34. She just looks older than him.

Laura wants a sophisticated oligarch, not an anxious, eager to please ‘posh boy’. She absolutely doesn’t want to be the dominant partner in a relationship.

Laura reminds me of a TV presenter, I wonder if she is an actress?

Peggy's sister has her own little shed where she injects shite in to faces and glues spiders to eyelids....I suspect Peg and Mummy Peg regularly visit, although at least mummy Peg hasn't gone and fired a load of chip fat in to her lips yet!

😂chip fat! @TitsInAbsentia

Why do we need to see what we are about to watch?