MAFSUK 11 Keep calm and have a pie. Or twenty. Will you still prioritise Georges if yer da disinherits ye? There lies conniption territory.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The one where your creepy bastard mannequin is not only more animated but is wearing something that is arguably more demure than your puritan stuff. And has more to say if you pull a string. Maybe “Graft and make it raiiiiiiiiiin”.

Classy? Yer bollocks yer are.

Same!

Thomas is a catch

When she was crying and said I can’t say it then said the cruelest thing you could ever say !!

Me too. Now I feel like a victim.

JJ got what he thought he wanted with Ella - now he's not sure he wants it anymore...

The way he behaved towards Bianca was far less warm, and she was better behaved throughout. 🌹

Yes to whoever said Laura is like Mary Ellen from The Waltons.

Bianca here too.

Surprisingly, I’m Rozz.

The only things that buzz I’ve ever been near are bees and wasps.

Thomas is gorgeous as he is on mafs, but just seen him on Instagram now! I reckon he’s fighting women off!

I'm Laura. I wish I had her figure.

I did another one recently which was who would your husband be and I got Thomas ❤
I'll see if I can find the link.

@sep135 I'm comforting myself with the fact it didn't give me any options I would've taken. Which one do you like?! None of them, they are all vapid, vitriolic bitches. And I feel such shame for watching this crap!! 😂

You have to pretend @OrlandointheWilderness. It's the MAFS way.

I got Bianca, which I'm not unhappy about because she's a good person, who could do with some decent counselling (not from the ixperts) and a great hairdresser. 🌹

Yes! I've been puzzling!

😂😂

I am a Bianca, phew!

I forgot to put up my result - Rozz. But obviously from the description it predates Rozz breaking Thomas' heart!

(and yy I am checking this thread in between lectures - I'm as addicted to this thread as I am to the nonsense that is MAFS!)

I note that we haven't had any Peggys or Tashas yet.

I'm Laura. Obviously because I am a Chelsea girl

I was convinced I was answering in my inner kickass Laura. Clearly I was mistaken.

Hello 👋

Oops. I feel like I should be very, very scared.

You're right. It's a marginal decision but I think I'd take being matched as Tasha over Peggy. She may be unpleasant but at least she's got an opinion.

Serious kudos for the first Mumsnetter that manages to get Ella.

Prayers for that mumsnetter