Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

For when Thread 2 fills up

Marcus, my dear, I’d eat most things that have passed through your hands. But take those glands and shove em.
We've eaten at her place-fucking top notch.

The mark up on offal in the restaurant trade must be phenomenal. I hope this lady is good - she talks a good game

Ayesha is what you'd get if you put a photo of Dick Strawbridge and a photo of Angel Strawbridge into Midjourney.

She is instantly irritating

She's annoying

We had lamb intestine in turkey. It was not so good

I like Ayesha's hair, but not for cooking.

Since when is Ayesha an unusual name. Does Greg not get out much

She’s dead jolly irl. Hubby does front of house. We ate ourselves to a standstill.

Gregg displaying his ignorance on national television without any shame.

No kid says hot minute, Ayesha. I say hot minute and I'm 8 years older than you.

Monica has taken to Ayesha

There are millions of Ayeshas Gregg - think there's one in a Stevie Wonder song!

Can she please shut up

Group of druids sounds exciting until you remember that the actor who plays Ken Barlow is one.

You're not wrong Ayesha.

She's annoying me already.

She's worse than my children. Hush, child.

She's an introvert's nightmare

Too busy being a character to concentrate.

She did drama at university

The good thing about her nonstop talking is that Gregggg can’t actually get a word in!

Exactly

Marcus died a little bit inside just then.

That's what I was thinking too.

What a mess