Masterchef The Professionals: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

For when Thread 2 fills up

Looks like my bold/bald prediction was wrong.

Just why would anyone have a giant bee tattooed on their neck? Why?

You don't fancy some lovage from a bald greengrocer Adele?

The turbot dish looks lovely.

Gabrielle yar yar yar

Aw lovely

I would have given it a blast with a flame thrower.

That's so a dish Posho Chalet Girl makes for her Lord and Lady.

It makes it look like his head is 18 inches away (forward) from his neck!

Oh bless, she’s devastated

The pictures of that sheep that was rescued the other day have all made me laugh because of how completely unbothered she looks in them all. She's like the sheep equivalent of Father Stone from Father Ted.

Greg ...slurped that pudding up

That tuile looks like a triangle of solid phlegm.

Of course you'd eat it Gregg.

Ah Gabs. If only your Mum had wished you luck.

I guess she's heading home, what a shame.

Think she’s a goner

Crying 🫣

Ah she fluked the first round then

Why would anyone want to take lavender?

Fuck off greggggggggg

That whole dish looks like a butchery display.

At least the Real Slim Shady's lamb looks like it's seen a bit of heat!

I'm royally bored of lamb now

'I'd eat it, but I'd actually prefer it not as bouncy.' Gregg getting his MasterChef judging and leaving reviews on Grindr mixed up again.

Greg's happy

I thought she had had masses of experience dealing with powerful demanding high worth individuals …… but was floored by a bald fat grocer