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MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:35

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

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SwedishEdith · 02/11/2023 21:56

Jordan gets the fixed stare from his mum.

murasaki · 02/11/2023 21:56

I think Laura doesn't have a family, she's spoken about her dad dying

EmptyYoghurtPot · 02/11/2023 21:57

Does Erica not own a bra?

dillite · 02/11/2023 21:57

Sounds like Jordan's mum knows what he is like

MouseMinge · 02/11/2023 21:57

Crawly/grabby hands strikes again. Give her a drink and she's a sex pest.

CatamaranViper · 02/11/2023 21:57

beastlyslumber · 02/11/2023 21:56

(F)Ella has been getting drunk and doing things JJ doesn't like? Like what? Why haven't we seen any of this ffs

Because they aren't filmed 24/7. You can't expect to see everything, it's not big brother.

dapsnotplimsolls · 02/11/2023 21:57

Jordan and Erica are doing a tour of the country, making others feel embarrassed.

pumpykins · 02/11/2023 21:57

Ericka and Jordan have gone from being the most loved up (smug) couple to hating each other. No affection there. At all.

FriendofDorothy · 02/11/2023 21:57

I don't dislike Erica but her resting bitch face is second level!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:58

Och Jordan would be so binned.

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beastlyslumber · 02/11/2023 21:58

CatamaranViper · 02/11/2023 21:57

Because they aren't filmed 24/7. You can't expect to see everything, it's not big brother.

I'd like to see something! So sick of not knowing anything about the couples.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 02/11/2023 21:59

Jordan getting a bollocking from his maw. Embarrassing

alwayslearning789 · 02/11/2023 21:59

Delatron · 02/11/2023 21:56

Why does Erica keep wearing the most unflattering outfits? She’s very pretty but these are doing her no favours

It's not the dresses, she should pay attention to what flatters her natural structure

chaosmaker · 02/11/2023 21:59

maybe Jordan has PDA, now she's calling him 'boy' to his mum

alwayslearning789 · 02/11/2023 21:59

"This Boy"...

To his Mam!!

Delatron · 02/11/2023 21:59

alwayslearning789 · 02/11/2023 21:59

It's not the dresses, she should pay attention to what flatters her natural structure

Yeah it’s only this episode with the high tops. Dresses looked good.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 22:00

Ella is dressing for hourglass when she is not that.

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TicTacNicNak · 02/11/2023 22:01

Oh, Jordan actually smiled. His default look is miserable.

browneyes77 · 02/11/2023 22:01

Pauls mate “Run for your life bruv” 🤣🤣🤣

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 02/11/2023 22:01

Paul's pal "run for your life!" 🤣🤣

CatamaranViper · 02/11/2023 22:01

beastlyslumber · 02/11/2023 21:58

I'd like to see something! So sick of not knowing anything about the couples.

It's the show. They are filmed from X time to Y with tasks and arrangements in that time. That's what we see. They're entitled to some privacy and down time.

MouseMinge · 02/11/2023 22:01

Re not seeing stuff. I get that they can't show us everything but we hear stuff that is BIG. Drunk Ella being out of order or possibly/probably a sex pest. The spin the bottle party. What happened between Sean and Mark? How aggressive was Trasha to Paul? We see moments of a relationship and have no idea what led there. When we're told about stuff that we didn't see then we should at least have some background to it, be told what happened because without that we're in the dark and possibly taking the wrong side.

alwayslearning789 · 02/11/2023 22:02

browneyes77 · 02/11/2023 22:01

Pauls mate “Run for your life bruv” 🤣🤣🤣

And straight to her face!

43ontherocksporfavor · 02/11/2023 22:02

Oh right so it looks like the series is ending and everyone is bailing out! Not watching next series.

TicTacNicNak · 02/11/2023 22:03

Sounds like Ros wants to bail now too. Has Thomas not used the sex toys on her enough?

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