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MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:35

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:47

Artur has gone way up in my estimation.

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Myrestingwitchface · 02/11/2023 21:47

Well done Arthur for sticking up for himself. I think Laura knew her ‘friends’ were rude and ignorant but she’s terrified of being next in their firing line so left Arthur to take the heat

chaosmaker · 02/11/2023 21:47

FriendofDorothy · 02/11/2023 21:45

No if you throw Ella first then the silicone will cushion the fall.

So chuck Ella in last to make sure of the smothering!

EmptyYoghurtPot · 02/11/2023 21:48

OT but what the hell was that Lidl advert about?! The Christmas raccoon?

102Dalmatians · 02/11/2023 21:48

@dillite - hit the nail on the head. They very clearly see themselves as superior. Very unpleasant women.

dillite · 02/11/2023 21:48

chaosmaker · 02/11/2023 21:46

@MouseMinge I've been watching hollyoaks c.2012 and the storylines/characters were so so so much better :) I'm just waiting for a few more characters to be killed off - lizzie, phoenix and mercedes cos they've run out of storylines for her.

Mercedes will never die. Ever.

MouseMinge · 02/11/2023 21:48

@chaosmaker I love Mercedes but they have to give her something more than she fucks a guy, she calls him baby, he's the love of her life, she's unfaithful, she gets married, her husband dies/is murdered, on repeat. I'd love Mercy to come back, who is now with Brendan the gangster in real life. He was a great character. The whole Phoenix thing has done my nut in. You're right, the storylines/characters were better.

Overloadimplode · 02/11/2023 21:48

Imagine if his friends treated her like that!

browneyes77 · 02/11/2023 21:48

FriendofDorothy · 02/11/2023 21:45

No if you throw Ella first then the silicone will cushion the fall.

Oh I don’t want cushioning. I want a hard smack into concrete.

So with that in mind, Ella can be chucked in last 😂

Ramalangadingdong · 02/11/2023 21:49

pumpykins · 02/11/2023 21:47

Oh gosh. Nauseating xmas ads hsve started

That’s all we need.

TicTacNicNak · 02/11/2023 21:49

I saw the Asda Christmas ad earlier and it was really unimaginative.

awaynboilyurheid · 02/11/2023 21:50

Oh that Lidl advert is awful a raccoon for Xmas?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 02/11/2023 21:50

TicTacNicNak · 02/11/2023 21:49

I saw the Asda Christmas ad earlier and it was really unimaginative.

They've defrosted Buble a bit too early this year...

dillite · 02/11/2023 21:51

JJ's house is very Essex. That's all I am going to say.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:51

Is Erica getting her coats from bins?

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MouseMinge · 02/11/2023 21:51

I'd love a trash panda (racoon) for Christmas. They're so cute!

pumpykins · 02/11/2023 21:51

awaynboilyurheid · 02/11/2023 21:50

Oh that Lidl advert is awful a raccoon for Xmas?

What does that have to do with budget groceries?

dillite · 02/11/2023 21:51

Why is Erica wearing Freddie Munster's coat?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 02/11/2023 21:51

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:51

Is Erica getting her coats from bins?

🤣probably Tu..

TicTacNicNak · 02/11/2023 21:52

Erica’s coat is so ugly

Ramalangadingdong · 02/11/2023 21:52

Ffs, Erica! She is as bad as Laura’s friends.

MouseMinge · 02/11/2023 21:52

dillite · 02/11/2023 21:51

JJ's house is very Essex. That's all I am going to say.

Nothing more needs to be said 🙂

pumpykins · 02/11/2023 21:52

What is Ella wearing? 🙈

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 02/11/2023 21:52

Ella.

Not tits AND legs.

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Bluetrews25 · 02/11/2023 21:52

Meet Ella. She used to be a boy. That'll go down interestingly.

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