MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

Put some fucking clothes on Ellaaar.

Trash Pandas are the best! They have them at Wingham and I actually cried tears of joy when I saw them.

I don't know how it's not obvious to everyone, no need to be announced.

Is JJs mate Marks big bruv??

JJ pal is looking very awkward.

JJs breezy mate couldn't be arsed with JJ. Could tell straight away

JJ's parents not there to meet the new GF?

Yeah very like Mark. Tik tak toe!

JJ introducing Ella to his bemused friend and saying you can tell Ella is my type by the way she looks. 1mm deep.

JJ hand on knee.

Where is the fucking camera man…

Team Arthur! Those total cows are rude and aggressive.
Off you fuck Peggy. I hope your implants pop.

(F)Ella should not be going into the ladies.

I feel a bit sad for Laura. If those friends are her family, then I'm guessing that her actual family are not great shakes.

Worked on a summer camp in the states many moons ago and we had racoons that would break into the kitchen and undo the peanut butter with their little paws and steal it.

You can see JJ's mate's brain ticking over. "Is that a man?"

You can fake the tits... but you can't fake the legs....!

You bad funny honorary bstard 🤣

Off to the Ladies.....

Took drink to the ladies 🤮

(F)Ella has been getting drunk and doing things JJ doesn't like? Like what? Why haven't we seen any of this ffs

Yeah! What?

Hmmmmm

Why does Erica keep wearing the most unflattering outfits? She’s very pretty but these are doing her no favours

Bet JJs mate is DYING to ask him about the shagging and the mechanics of it

Jordan's mum doesn't look impressed