MAFSUK 10 - it puts the filler in its skin or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the shiny lotion on its skin - it does this whenever it is told. It should really have just put the lotion in the basket and not their face … precious.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. Just not Ella. JJ Gumb.

You can shove Laura’s Chelsea henchwomen in your well tae…

Chianti🍷

Well Monday will be eventful! Everyone will be crashing and burning.

We haven't seen anything of their relationships, them doing normal stuff together. Previous series have shown us what they're actually like together.

@CatamaranViper but ALL other series have showed how the couples interract on their own whereas this series is just gossip and hearsay and the odd meltdown. No actual CONTENT of the relationships they are meant to be in. Anyway off to watch QT now

I’m fucking loving Neo Arthur.

Tasha disrespecked the boy (Ahem) in front of his boys.

Maybe the egg didn't go off enough.

Maybe it’s all getting too ‘real’ for Roz now they’ve gone out into the real world for a bit.

I'm watching it 30 mins behind so late to party.

Laura's friends! Urgh. Talk about mean girls. Laura need to stand up to them and back him up better

Roz always seemed a bit doubtful from the start... it's getting real and she wants to jump off...

Roz is a weird one, poor Thomas he looks crushed leading him on with her “ sexy” I’m mad me attitude now back to the way she was at the beginning her Liz Truss this doesn't make sense at all persona.

I dont like seeing Thomas cry.....

Laura’s friends are so stupid, wow! I bet they will embarrassed when they watch this back.

Peggy is a nutcase, I thought she was a scientist or something but she comes across so badly. She clearly doesn’t like George very much, she’s trying to create a man out of him it’s scary

No I like Thomas ( and Thomas mum) such a shame he was matched with this weirdo

Erica is absolutely stunning but so ugly on the inside, my least favourite couple of any series!

Yeah a talking heads moment about that happened and some context would be great, but if someone wasn't filmed then there's no point in people complaining that they didn't get to see it.

Perhaps what happened between Ella and JJ was something that neither of them wish to talk about. Perhaps it'll come out in the next couch session.

Most likely the spin the bottle happened after filming, and from what's been said about it, it was too racey to go into too much detail (ie Jay and Roz scissoring).

I feel like Ros has maybe gone on and on about sex to deflect from her using Thomas the very first time?
So now she's lured him in and done the sex toy thing, she thinks enough to finally end it? I think she's had a mask on this whole time

Sure and I agree that they've stuffed so much 'pre-arranged' stuff that were missing out on seeing the couple's just be couples, but they still do get some down time without being filmed and stuff is bound to happen off camera. If it happens off camera then it can't be shown.

The series have turned more and more in this direction over the last few years.

Laura's friends are repugnant, they really bring down my view of her.

I’m just catching up. Did Peggy say she now likes Georges because she’s seen where he lives?…

So he lives in a nice house in Surrey and has some money so all of a sudden she’s changed her mind ?

Changed her mind and admitted digits or similar.

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Paul said he ‘likes having little arguments especially with a little girl innit’

Tash said ‘don’t fucking call me a little girl’

Think he disrespecked her first. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Both need to run. Lickle girl shit? Nope.

Laura’s friends remind me of the people who go to Royal Ascot and pretend to be posh, even though it’s obvious they’re faking it, mostly because of their ridiculous poncing around and stuck up attitudes. While the actual posh people are just getting on with things in their red trousers.

Tasha needs to go to therapy and not be in a relationship with anyone!

While the actual posh people are just getting on with things in their red trousers.