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Professional Masterchef: Thread 2

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:29

Here we go

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Halsall · 30/10/2023 21:18

ButDaddyILoveHim · 30/10/2023 21:16

I LOVE that we have a Nicholas Hilliard reference on a masterchef thread, thank you 😂

It was either that or Isaac Oliver 😂

GrouchyKiwi · 30/10/2023 21:19

Parsnips and cauliflower are two of my holy trinity of vegetables, the other being potatoes.

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 30/10/2023 21:19

This appears so much more approachable to get at least part correct.

EsmaCannonball · 30/10/2023 21:19

Fishy cauliflower cheese?

GrouchyKiwi · 30/10/2023 21:19

Needs more cheese, dude.

ilovesooty · 30/10/2023 21:19

Pebbledashery · 30/10/2023 21:18

Dare I say I cannot bear cauliflower

Agreed. Except in soup or raw. It smells rank.

Pebbledashery · 30/10/2023 21:19

Poach haddock would linger around my house for months!

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 30/10/2023 21:19

Love smoked haddock in milk. Reminds me of my mum who also loved it. But a dessert of gaviscon is required.

fourquenelles · 30/10/2023 21:20

Haven't had smoked haddock for donkey's years. Was a great favourite of my grandmother.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/10/2023 21:20

I can't believe he didn't gratinate the cauliflower cheese!!!!!

littlbrowndog · 30/10/2023 21:20

Not fishy cauliflower cheese. Fgs

Wolfcub · 30/10/2023 21:20

I hope he's blowtorching that cauli

FuckingHellAdele · 30/10/2023 21:20

Roasted (or air fried) cauliflower sprinkled with salt, pepper, garlic powder and lemon juice is divine

Pebbledashery · 30/10/2023 21:20

As beautiful as that looks.. I'd still rather fish fingers.

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Theeyeballsinthesky · 30/10/2023 21:21

Now I get the glee with cauliflower 😆

littlbrowndog · 30/10/2023 21:21

FuckingHellAdele · 30/10/2023 21:20

Roasted (or air fried) cauliflower sprinkled with salt, pepper, garlic powder and lemon juice is divine

That sounds ✊

Pebbledashery · 30/10/2023 21:21

Poncey artist chef... tick

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Halsall · 30/10/2023 21:21

I was watching Ina Garten, the self-described Barefoot Contessa, the other day, solemnly instructing her viewers on how to cut up cauliflower for cooking. Apparently it’s a puzzle to some people.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 30/10/2023 21:21

Hmm, another dastardly courtier

GrouchyKiwi · 30/10/2023 21:21

Pebbledashery · 30/10/2023 21:21

Poncey artist chef... tick

To be fair, if someone presented me with that steak I'd call it a work of art too.

Theeyeballsinthesky · 30/10/2023 21:22

Shaky chef and huge knife worrying combination 😬

Halsall · 30/10/2023 21:22

OK, after my previous remark, this guy does not know how to cut up a cauliflower.

Wolfcub · 30/10/2023 21:23

What is he doing to that roux

FuckingHellAdele · 30/10/2023 21:23

'I'm gonna knock out a quick puree'

😳

ButDaddyILoveHim · 30/10/2023 21:23

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 30/10/2023 21:21

Hmm, another dastardly courtier

It's Elizabethan Beard week on Masterchef, who knew?

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