Professional Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

These challenges never seem to be as evenly challenging in nature. Like Marcus will probably ask the next two to make a ham and cheese omelette

'sear these guys off'

Oh fuck off already

Bun man is giving Mon hope

James looks like a portrait of a Scottish nobleman, circa 1556. He just needs a doublet and a ruff.

He does

Yes! In a miniature by Nicholas Hilliard, wearing a ruff and an inscrutable expression….

I remember the last omelette challenge, and not in a good way.

Actually, julienned parsnip fried in olive oil and butter till they slightly caramelise is lovely.

They look so much happier at the prospect of eating that.

Snap.

He's oui - ing to Gregg.

"Oui, thank you Gregg". Not chef. So wanky, but correct.

Pretty sure James was involved in the Gunpowder Plot

Oui chef sounds so pretentious

Let’s remember the last time we went down that rabbit hole...

I LOVE that we have a Nicholas Hilliard reference on a masterchef thread, thank you 😂

I love the nobleman comment. He looks like one of Blackadder's mates with that beard.

Just a thanks to Gregggg I like the man for that and will overlook the man bun

Mary Tudor may have sent James through a temporal portal to assassinate Gregg, not because he's a Protestant but because he's that annoying.

Ooh cauliflower cheese, yum

Haddock and cauliflower cheese is a totally different level from what MonMon had them do.

Now we have portals 🙌🏽🙌🏽

I’m reading The Marriage Portrait by Maggie Farrell, he could be the evil Duke.

Dare I say I cannot bear cauliflower

Poached haddock, Monica might be happy to be in the back room away from the stink.