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Professional Masterchef: Thread 2

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Pebbledashery · 26/10/2023 20:29

Here we go

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littlbrowndog · 02/11/2023 20:38

Might be a veil of garlic leaf

Halsall · 02/11/2023 20:39

littlbrowndog · 02/11/2023 20:38

Might be a veil of garlic leaf

Any relation to the lardo veil the other day? 🤔

viques · 02/11/2023 20:39

GrouchyKiwi · 02/11/2023 20:12

How the fuck do you accidentally eat a banana skin, Greggory? You utter wanker.

I would like to think that Monica, John and Marcus held him down and forced the un skinned banana down his throat. I will hold that image in my head for moments when he needs to be silent.

EsmaCannonball · 02/11/2023 20:39

Blueberrycreampie · 02/11/2023 20:37

Jay could be a conspirator with James - he looks the part.

Can definitely see him whispering poison from behind an arras.

littlbrowndog · 02/11/2023 20:39

A sister veil

Pebbledashery · 02/11/2023 20:40

Did we know James has a hash brown wagon? Who knew😂

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Theeyeballsinthesky · 02/11/2023 20:40

If only he’d mentioned it before!

Halsall · 02/11/2023 20:40

EsmaCannonball · 02/11/2023 20:39

Can definitely see him whispering poison from behind an arras.

He looks a bit like a Spanish ambassador type to me.

EsmaCannonball · 02/11/2023 20:41

Pebbledashery · 02/11/2023 20:40

Did we know James has a hash brown wagon? Who knew😂

Pulled by oxen.

FoFanta · 02/11/2023 20:41

Well done James

littlbrowndog · 02/11/2023 20:41

They love James food

Blueberrycreampie · 02/11/2023 20:41

Yes maybe more a Valesquez than a Holbein then?

Theeyeballsinthesky · 02/11/2023 20:42

Jay following James hash brown wagon wherever it goes is an image I never thought I’d have

littlbrowndog · 02/11/2023 20:42

Following that hash brown truck

EsmaCannonball · 02/11/2023 20:42

Jay has been inveigled into following Sir James wherever he goes. He is pledged to the dastardly cause.

ButDaddyILoveHim · 02/11/2023 20:42

Nice work from the Hash Brown King there

littlbrowndog · 02/11/2023 20:43

A man just up the road was killed by a pigeon.

ButDaddyILoveHim · 02/11/2023 20:43

Turnip fondant is this week's liver in lager, I think

littlbrowndog · 02/11/2023 20:43

It hit him on his helmet on his motorbike

Pebbledashery · 02/11/2023 20:43

Raw bird

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EsmaCannonball · 02/11/2023 20:44

Sadly, a sparrow hawk killed a pigeon in my garden today and left half of it behind. I could have had a go at making this.

GrouchyKiwi · 02/11/2023 20:44

littlbrowndog · 02/11/2023 20:43

A man just up the road was killed by a pigeon.

Shock How awful!

Halsall · 02/11/2023 20:44

littlbrowndog · 02/11/2023 20:43

A man just up the road was killed by a pigeon.

😳

More details needed littlbrown!

FuckingHellAdele · 02/11/2023 20:45

He's so INTENSE

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