Professional Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

Knocked off his motorbike

Oh no!

Ieuan is having a mare.

“Thats not your Italian meringue is it!?”

no it is not gregg now fuck off

He’s going

Why couldn't he blowtorch it like they all do?

My god is this the week of catastrophic meltdowns.

I can see him in a short velvet cloak with a brilliant silk lining , and a rather dashing hat with a feather. I am sure he has calves shapely enough to cut a fine figure on the dance floor.

Awww that's tough.

Absolute car crash not that I can hear anything as ds (17) is making a right racket

That’s terrible

Greggg seems to think it's state the bleeding obvious day

He’s pulled it back

I mean it's only egg white and none of them is pregnant?

Sir James is busy using it on a plotter in the dungeons. Got to get those confessions somehow.

Ewwww Gregg stop sounding so creepy!

I do love an onion bhaji

Wrong type of meringue Blueberry. It has to be Italian to do that, as it’s already cooked by heating the sugar. Otherwise it’s raw egg.

Stop telling people they’re shaking - they already know!!

Look at the size of them scallops!

I detest coriander. Detest it

I'm sure pointing out to someone how much they're shaking is super helpful.

The pearls are coming up, especially for you!

The critics love Molly too!

and Jay will love a plate of meat.

They should join the people who point out how much you're blushing on the special bench in hell