Professional Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

Ohh, I liked Evelina.

Her accent still blows my mind

I'm not telling anyone my favourite in case that helps her stay.

(It's Lauren.)

Oh dear. Evelina, you boobed there, I'm afraid 😧

I think she could have done ok!

A right old let off for Sir Walter Raleigh there

Her accent is brilliant.

Jimmy and Jay my cup runners over

Not such a bad bunch of critics after all. I always like what Jimi has to say.

Watch out, Tom!

Sausage party in the judging room then

Runneth. Bloody autocorrect

I do like seeing what Camilla's going to be getting in a zip-lock freezer bag.

Cured mackerel - drink! See that so often

Grouchy nooooooo 🤣. I really like Lauren.

Is it for her or the dogs?

Those funny mushrooms again.

Wonder if Queen Consort gets the leftovers

Sake is rice wine, not whisky, Gregg. Honestly, stop trying to pretend you know stuff.

Where did Sir James learn about miso and saki? Are the history books going to have to be rewritten?

The Jack Russells are going to get lucky.

Is this the new Tupperware?

Pigeon does not look appetising

Savoury lollipop DRINK!

Hmmm pigeon lollipop