Professional Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

That's a whacking portion from Molly

I'm secretly eating Cadbury's Daim Christmas Robins as I don't want to share😋

Egg yolk 🤮

This guys food is too posh for me

I have left over after 8s

Going to have to make myself a Tassimo caramel latte

James really needs to be wearing one of those Blackadder style ruffs round his neck. .

Oh dear he made a hash of that!

I'm on slimming world so can't eat anything that is basically not a carrot 😭

Oh James, alas and alack, verily we are disappointed

Tudor James is going to disappear into 21st century Britain. If he goes back through the portal Mary QoS will have him beheaded for failure.

Ooer marcus

Chicken and chips 👏👏

Nothing is too sweet for you Gregg.

If squoosh, late and much-lamented of this parish, heard that Marcus was dipping his chips into another woman's mayo, there’d be hell to pay.

That cake looks horribly dense, especially since he said it was a sponge.

Evelina looks very worried, and well she might.

She’s missed the point of it :/

Evelina looked shattered there

Evelina isn’t good at anything she hasn’t had time to plan

I think they'll end up keeping the Hash Brown King, despite his errors. Evelina missed the brief and didn't cook brilliantly.

Alas.

Given that everything Ieuan says makes him sound slightly psychotic, I'm starting to think he may have been sent by Owain Glyndwr to also kidnap Tom Parker Bowles.

Yup - I don't think she has the creative chops.

Alas poor James ?

Ahhh shame.