Professional Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

Is Gregg having a stroke. His eye keeps going funny

If Gregg yells like that again, I hope James whacks him round the head with a pig's bladder on a stick.

If you make a dry banana cake you're cooking it for about 12 minutes too long.

Banana skin in a cake is a step too far....

Didn’t Nigella Lawson put banana skins in a curry or something? 🤮

That sounds like a music hall song.

Banana skin in a cake - now thinking cake jumper

Banana bread! Ideal for old bananas👍

How the fuck do you accidentally eat a banana skin, Greggory? You utter wanker.

Like a cockney pub song😂

Everything goes into that gaping maw. Think of it like a kitchen sink waste disposal.

I'm with you Pebble. The bananas get horribly sweet.

How is a sea bass there among the other ingredients?

Gregg has dementia this evening

Not sure ignoring the instructions is a good idea

Perhaps by accidentally he means when a former mrs gregg couldn’t take it anymore and tried to shut him up by shoving a Banana down his throat?

Why the fish ?

'Oh I love wasting food, Marcus, it's literally my favourite thing.'

Ffs what a daft question.

I think Evelina has missed the point sadly

He fell into a drunken stupor in a bus shelter and someone mistook him for a bin?

I really want to snack and I don’t have anything 😩

Hmmm I do think Evelina missed the brief.

That’s a nice dish from Molly

Molly’s got a big lump of fish as well though?

Rustic ! That's exactly the description I need for my food 🤣🤣