Professional Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

There were some absolute disasters this week. The women are all great. Molly is particularly fantastic. James has been sent through a portal in time by Mary Queen of Scots to kidnap Tom Parker Bowles. She's playing a long and strange game.

Oh god I LOVE HER

Molly is just pure joy!

Molly is pretty adorable.

Awww Molly got engaged. Evening Chuffs.

I wonder why James, the Hash Brown Chef, is using potatoes.

Evening all!

Hello!

Hash brown street food business = elaborate cover story for Stuart assassin.

Yayy hash browns.

Molly is just the andrex puppy

James really was at the court of Henry VIII. Holbein drew him.

🤣

It's certainly an original cover story.

That’s nearly an anagram, I’m sure it is

@Halsall 😳

I'm not sure I've ever thrown a potato away in my life.

No wonder James likes the potatoes, he was probably on the very expedition that discovered them

Loving molly
she is so happy

He's saying 'simples' but what he really wants to say is 'hey nonny nonny.'

You can't refine chicken and chips

Oh fuck of Gregg

Lauren is pretty amazing, but I am not sure I'd try a banana ketchup.

I want the rest of it.

Calm down Gregg ffs!

I can't eat old bananas