MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

🤣 the tittle 🤣🤣

I had to look away when JJ was pawing Ella’s leg. He looked like a socially inept little creep on a bus tentatively touching the leg of a prostitute on her way home from a 12hr shift down the docks. Yuck.

Thanking you Ms Sheldon!

The accuracy 😂😂 the leg groping made me more uncomfortable than the kiss

@dapsnotplimsolls don't do it! Although if you do, come but and give us a summary 😂

Runaround 😁

It was the 1st time he looked slightly animated. I think he cannot budge from his fake type.

yep looked away with that kiss ewww

For the record, I wouldn't have gone in to hug Ella - who wants to get covered in makeup and grease?

They barely knew Ella, why would they hug?

Omg. That is so damn true.

I know I’m old but there is a girl at work who is so shiny she looks like her face is melting. I guess it’s the trend now though. That and the constant hair faffing.

I thought JJ was going to be swallowed he. Sucked up by the giant plunger

There were pictures. I wasn't ready for that.

It's the 'healthy' look.

She looks like she's melting.

Paul the expert is back on Twitter trying to justify the experts by saying they don’t see anything outside the dinner parties and commitment ceremonies

He does seem to indicate that he didn’t agree with Ella and JJ coming back saying that many people are involved in that decision and that is all he will say about it

The glazed donut. But it is supposed to be on the way out now.

The amount of hair faffing tonight was ludicrous.

I wish they were genuinely nicer to each other.

I wish I was a teenager, I could have achieved that look, no problem. When I think of all the money I wasted on those blotting paper sheets from Body Shop.

Love the new title, Sheldon!

If its healthy to look like a sex doll dipped in chip fat, I'll settle for unhealthy, thanks.

Placemarking. Title makes no sense but maybe I’ve missed some of the jokes on last thread

He does seem to indicate that he didn’t agree with Ella and JJ coming back saying that many people are involved in that decision and that is all he will say about it

So the producers reminded them who is in charge here