MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

Ella looked like she’d fallen face first into her makeup. I just keep fantasising about a fan and a load of feathers from that Home Alone scene.

I got into MAFS Australia back in lockdown but after the Martha (ugh!) series I realised it was all fake and they were recruited etc and I took a break. The U.K. version was better at first,. Does anyone remember the format? There were one or two couples and they actually got married and the cameras actually filmed their lives in their real jobs and houses etc. So different.
Anyway, back to this farce. Erica definitely has a smirky face that could gets her into trouble . Fortunately I agree with her opinions right nowhere . @JaneJeffer your ‘braid wearing alter ego’ comment made me laugh.😁 I think she must have realised Paul wasn’t impressed.

PS @SheldonesqueTheBstard your thread title is genius! 😍

I thought Ella looked awful close up at the end last night.

I struggled to watch last night. Jordan seems like a nice lad but please shut the fuck up once in a while, stop labouring a point in your monotone voice. Not sure how someone as lively as Erica can stand him, and didn’t she have the ick at their wedding?

All the boys ganging up on Jordan was not pleasant, funny how they all shut up once the Big New Boy waded in. Arthur just sat there and took it until Jordan said his piece and he turned on him. Georges has turned into a gossipy Queen - have a look at your own fake relationship. Peggy is like a child, she really hasn’t grasped the concept of the show and was expecting to be paired with Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.

I feel sorry for Jay. She’s so genuine and has just worked out she’s trapped in a new build flat in a fake process with Luke who seems to have no depth or feelings beyond shallow pub talk. You’re better than him, Jay.

Just read an article where Georges was asked if he wasn't paired with Peggy who would be want to be paired with.

Answer: Ella 🤮
Men really do just look for a hole to spurt into.

Aye. This might explain a few things 🤣

Maybe she was just arsey because her scalp was screaming. Doubt it!!!

Fuxsake. I was only trying to find out what the stately home was they were staying in - and whether something really dramatic had happened there for Arthur to smell - and Google provided me with an enormous spoiler instead.

Does anyone know what the house is anyway?

I think Ella looks different cos JJ finally got to pump her up.

😳😂

Jay is definitely better than Luke. He seems to suddenly be trying to find a way out now he knows shit is getting real. First it was the distance thing and now it’s about Jay being too compliant, or so he thinks.

I secretly suspect JJ is quite bright but quiet
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Peggy is like a very young girl who has been babied by her older tougher sister and wants to check that everyone else fancies her new boyfriend and he does everything her way, the way she thinks the “golden couple” should be perceived. She has zero self awareness that’s why her and Ella get on so well they both really are the open mouth narcissistic gormless gang.

I've been thinking about the Peggy vs The Squat Videos thing. I think I'd find it a bit off putting too, to be honest. In Ye Olden Days, the only equivalent career would be held by a tramp dancing for pennies passers by throw at them in the street.

I wonder if Peggy will hang around for Georges because he clearly has money? Home in South of France ? Clearly that’s worth a few bob itself ?

Nathaniel left the dinner party for good and not one single person said goodbye to the guy ! Not one ! Then Bianca left and is forgotten about!
And now Ella and JJ are being treated like a royal couple ? Why? Are people scared to challenge them ?
Apart from Erica and Jordan, no one will call out any of this behaviour!

Too scared to call out a transgender woman , and risk being ridiculed by the woke brigade?

Pretty much.

I’m just rewatching and Ella is acting like they rule the roost.

All I heard was mansplaining. Then justification. Then more mansplaining. And a shitload of smug knowing that no one will go in for fear of a backlash. Then even more mansplaining. And a fuckton of being kind.

Which is basically muzzling.

Ella is being a nasty, supercilious cock and everyone is too cowed to say so.

Jordan is the only decent one so far. Georges was so rude to Jordan calling his opinion on JJ's behaviour posion, when he himself caused such a drama in one if the dinner parties by confronting Porscha so strongly. Now he and Luke have issues with Jordan's opinion. Atleast Jordan is firm on his views on fidelity and partner's feelings. Luke and Georges have no values, emotional intelligence.

Also, Georges saying on Laura treats Arthur like a puppy was so ironic when peggy treats him with zero respect.

Jordan is quite perceptive and got a fucking rough trot. Really unfair.

Peggy’s face is dead.

Conversely, Ella’s face looks like something living has been shoved in it. I’m not even going to think what else has been shoved in elsewhere.

c'est ça

Girlsgirl- I have never come across this phrase before. Maybe I live under a rock.

Haha

Why are Peggy and Georges staying together? The only thing they ever speak about is his videos. They're not affectionate with each other. Apart from wanting to be on telly I can't see what they're getting out of it. Yet he seemed really affronted when it was pointed out that they won't last.

The reason Peggy and Ella get on is that they're both lizard people. The sideways blinking of Ella and the tongue darts of Peggy give them away.