MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

I'd love to go in there and put their hair into buns - how would they cope? They'd probably lick their lips off.

Arthur looked fit tonight, a bit Beckhamy.
I am also starting to really like Georges. I like his confidence. I would LOVE it if he binned her off.
I can’t stand Erica.
Who dresses JJ? I haven’t had my specs on but it looks like he’s wearing trainers, pleather jacket and suit trousers 😳 Perhaps he’s sponsored by Tu.

I’ve seen Nans kissing babies with more pash than that.

Ye could cowk yersel inside oot.

That pleather jacket has appeared in every episode so far. I hope it is a named extra and is getting royalties

Who's kissing? I'm just reading the thread, not watching. But if it's Ella and JJ I will need some mind bleach.

It’s gonna need a trip to the dry cleaners after it’s been rubbed up against Ella’s greasy globes

At least it’s wiped down from all the sheeny oil.

Nake sure you turn the volume down also. Those sound effects were 😖

Looks like JJ is wearing his grans pearls as well

I'm just really surprised that someone as shallow as JJ would go for a transwoman. I'd have thought he'd be too worried about what his mates will say.

DH said that tonight. We missed a couple of episodes - he does know, doesn’t he?

Pearl necklaces all round 🤢

He's bedazzled by the golden globes.

Absolutely perfect description!

Maybe he should do a Brent from Mafsaus.

Georges for Laura.

Do you think they are all touching their hair such a lot because they have extensions and they're not used to it being that length? Same as with the lips where they chew on them all the time because they're not used to them being that size.

I’m so glad to be watching teen first dates hot on the trail of MAFs. They’re so sweet!

I don't think she'd approve of the squatting. One doesn't squat in Chelsea.

Thanks for the new thread, Sheldon and great title. I'll miss the many fucks thread title though, I do love a potty mouth.

Laura doesn’t even live anywhere near Chelsea. Isn’t she from Hampshire?

None of the experts came on screen to explain why JJ and Ella were compatible did they? It was just left for Ella to spiel it off to the ladies in front of the camera. So I get the impression the experts weren’t on board and didn’t want to sign off on exactly why they’d gone back in. The Aussie lady said some platitudes about it being a big decision (made by the producers) and that was about it.

I can’t believe they’re back. I am going to switch off now. I can’t stick watching turkey tits and the sloth snogging and pawing each other.

they shouldn’t come backZ they do it every year though. What

Checking in ladies.

Chelsea is her happy place.