MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

Keep watching @JaneJeffer my friend.

I’m not fond as you know but I warmed to Erica tonight. She said what needed to be said and I actually admired her for it. My fave was pulling the same shapes as hers at one point too.

Everybody else practically fell over themselves being kind.

I’m the same shape as Dusty Bin Jane

and my titles make as much sense as 3-2-1’s did 😁

But aye. I’m definitely the weakest link 😁

Ella only back to rep trans and ch 4 showing they rep trans

@Twonewcats I meant Ella's smug face. I like Erica!

I was so raging I realise now it looks from what I posted like I was raging about Erica but it was Ella smirking and doing the lizard eye roll that maddened me! Erica was completely right in what she said.

Ella looks like the alien from Men in Black wearing the human face but it looks a bit wonky and scary.

Come on JJ

I've just checked and only three couples stayed together from seasons 1-7 of MAFS UK. That seems very low!

I saw my arse with ‘I’m back bitches’ and it didn’t get better Jane.

I don’t know if the light was different at the retreat or if Ella has had more treatments in the couple of days they were absent, but something looks different. And not for the better.

I’m currently making myself very very hungry by watching Bake Off on my break. Picnic pies. Lovely.

I would sample the lot, even though I already look as though I’ve already ate all the pies.

My lunchbox is on my kitchen windowsill. Gutted.

That is creepy AF 🫣

I secretly suspect JJ is quite bright but quiet.
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My lunchbox is on my kitchen windowsill. Gutted.
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Give it till 0430 and that’ll be me!

Ella definitely had a new chin but looks very unhealthy and really bad dark circles which even the WD40 couldn't fix

Why were Arthur and Laura sitting so far apart on the sofa? They could barely reach each other. Then Laura saying don't come for me unless I send you, what? Send for you I think you meant

I think what Seán was trying to say was that he would usually bail at this stage if it was just friendship. But the other day they said they had done stuff. Now I don't know what kind of friends he has...

Tasha was very stoned quiet tonight. I think she has a braid wearing alter ego

Checking in. 👋

Don’t hold back mminge 😂

I might have to watch again because I honestly thought my eyes had gone funny. Ella looked older to me too and I can’t work out why. Most odd.

Mark and Sean said something about making tents didn’t they? I always thought that meant fluffing up a lob on.

I clearly got it wrong and know nowt.

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Trying to keep pace with these threads 🧵

When they were showing flashback to the spa day, and comparing to the retreat, I thought Ella's lips looked plumper. Maybe she had a top up.

i think most of us got what you meant. And I think that poster might have too.

Blame, not blender.