MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

Mark really pisses me off. You could give him the world and he'd complain about a blade of grass being out of place.

JJ decided against Bianca the moment he saw her and has been terrible at hiding it.

Roz and Thomas would have fit into an old skool series of MAFSUK, and we would have got to see a lot more of them.

My first impression of the preview tonight is that Arthur doesn't help himself, but Laura's friends aren't encouraging her better instincts.

Mark really pisses me off. You could give him the world and he'd complain about a blade of grass being out of place.

It was interesting to see his mum and sister's reaction to his dramatic cancelling the wedding over the skull buttons. I'd be mortified if my sons behaved like that but they seemed quite accepting. Maybe you have to suck it up if you don't want to permanently damage your relationship.

But still, it's not great parenting if your child is so incompetent (or lazy) that they need a poor minion at their beck and call 24/7.

I really hope you're wrong @Augustus40 as I'd happily never see Ella again!

Laughing at how the skull buttons had absolutely NO tv exposure whatsoever

Plus the next bit of the scripted story of Ian Huntley and Pete Burns

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Am watching last night's now.....using the mn 'thanks' button like a facebook 😂as I couldn't quote on the old thread!

You all say Nick Nack...but I say....

@TitsInAbsentia I have my bond villains confused and he was Odd Job for a while, which has now naturally evolved to Odd Knob

Glad I'm not the only one. I said Fantasy Island too 😀

Ella ia unpleasant, what a horrible person with no thought for anyone but herself

PS...first dates, series 8 episode 9... because you knew you'd all seen that 26 year old gurning mug before....

Ewwwww! But probably not wrong!

I have tried so hard not to be so negative about Ella but there has been nothing redeeming going on...it's all about Ella's story, not here for the right reasons (not to say anyone actually is these days)...it's all bollocks...well, or not...which is where I too think Nathanial has an issue...lack of sack...

@TitsInAbsentia
Yes, he'll forever be known as Tattoo in my brain.

He's like a mash-up of Tattoo and Maniac cop with that jawline.

It’s baffling how people aren’t mortified about acting like a massive baby on the telly. How’s do their friends and family think it’s a good idea?!
it’s like a shared delusion or something.

Have to admit, when I saw the trailer for this episode, I thought Mark might be a Transman!

Ella will definitely get TV work after this.

I find Ella so annoying; all she is seeking is that external validation of her being a sexual attractive woman, but the way she presents that is in a very masculine way and seems more drag than female. And that’s not about the clothes-or lack thereof. She has quite an aggressive personality, despite the histrionics and is a user. She is not a “gurls gurl”despite insisting she is, otherwise she wouldn’t go after someone else’s husband, no matter whether their situation was breaking down.

It’s all boring me now bringing in yet more people this late on; I want to concentrate on the train wrecks and the ones doing well.

Ella was just annoyed that Nathaniel got in first imo

Ella will get TV jobs as the token trans person. 'Look how inclusive we are!'

Lol.

blewtrews

Quite.

As someone who said it better said before, inclusivity and representation I welcome.

Saturation for sake I don’t.

Ella has little in the way of redeeming features from what has been shown. Instant turn ower for me outwith MAFS and even now I hover over fast forward. Flaps, flap and flounce. Seen it - bored of it. And tired of watching someone look to people other than women on how they should act. If women all acted that way the world would be a very different place.

Ah’m aff it.

Just caught up with last episode. That mark’s a knob eh?

I love the new couple Mark just made me laugh with all his buttons and whatnot and Seán seems lovely and very importantly patient! I think Mark is probably emotionally stunted since his father's suicide. It must have been awful for him knowing he wasn't accepted by his father and never will be now
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The clip of Ella flouncing off like a navvy in a mini skirt with the other two trying to keep up is hilarious. See ya love.^

Didn't mean to italic everything