MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

😂

Again-I don’t think anyone does a spoiler on purpose and as they are everywhere it’s not that big a deal and people need to grow up and stop having a go when a poster has apologised.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard I think your thread titles are confusing the mumsnet algorithms as these are suggested as similar threads at the bottom of this one for me!🤣

😆@Nineandahalfonabadday

travel with toddlers? 😆😆😆

Love that!

I'm really struggling with this series, it's grim!

See when I do the next thread @Nineandahalfonabadday ?

Could you post what the algorithms make of it please? Thank you 😆

Will do! 😂

@Twonewcats

Thank you. 😉

Ah he’s gay/bi?

I actually searched for it after I posted above (I obviously have little to be doing to do) and saw him bending down and standing up
again a few times. I thought it looked silly and wondered what group of women would think it was funny or sexy and presumed Peggy thought it was immature and that was the main problem.

I didn’t realise it was/aimed at men!

That is such a good film!

Extra glad I stayed up on Thursday now as they've kept me in hospital. I was being a bit mardy about it with the consultant today which is when he finally told me that they're keeping me in to make sure they didn't put a tiny tear in my oesophagus. Dudes, I'm still not happy about being here but if they'd told me, or my next of kin, that it wasn't just oxygen saturation levels they were worried about I'd have been more accepting. Hoping to be home tomorrow. Probably going to be Monday but at least they have free WiFi. I only found that out earlier this afternoon so thank you wonderful bastards for making me laugh so hard on this thread!

Well it isn’t ideal mouseminge but I’m really glad they are being canny with you, ye wonderful bastard that ye are 😘 🌻

I’m still thinking about shitey door knobs thanks to you! 😉

And as I’m here…

@MrsCatE I was so so pleased to see you 😘.

@MouseMinge make sure you don’t tear anything laughing!! 🤭

I'm still chuckling over the 'travel with toddlers' - imagine being on a plane with JJ?

The only time I’ve seen spoilers is on MN, apart from that one time I googled Brad for a closer look at the tattoos, so seeing them doesn’t have to be inevitable. Not having a go, just would really prefer them not to be in this thread

Snort 😂😂

Travelling toddlers is pretty apt for this lot.

The stewardess would have great difficulty getting a sensible answer out of him as to whether he'd like the chicken or the vegetarian meal option. Can just see the indecision etched on his face now!

He'd go for whichever one was more plastic.

Well I have finally caught up with the drama and what a car crash that was. Bianca was fierce, what a queen she is. I hope Pretty Little Thing sign her up for the role model she is. Or some other more classy brand, which is tbh more her style.

JJ has the intelligence of an amoeba and the personality of a wet lettuce.

I love Bianca! And loved that JJ and Ella were just standing there like lemons. It's a bit disappointing that no one else rallied around Bianca (or we weren't shown it if they did).

Still not seeing the attraction of JJ. Or Tom, for that matter. But you could have a decent conversation with Tom!

Oh ladies just to say I've loved this thread. So funny!

Bracing for Huntley and Pete burns return to the show as a couple.ugh.
And for it to become clear how toxic Luke is.

I think at this point it's abusive to genuine people to be recruited into the show, the experts and producers are causing deep distress by pairing decent people with skip fires.

I'm so very tired of men parading as women, and for porn addled manchildren to chase them like a Benny hill episode from 1974.
It diminishes women. Big brother is cursed with the same failure to properly honestly talk about it to. So to be able to talk here is a tall glass of cool water.

Popcorn ready for commitment ceremony bullshit and for Pete burns victimhood sincerity show to reach its sickening peak.