MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

Hahaha great title 😂

Great thread title Sheldon!

This episode is boring!

Why wouldn't Ella just be pleased it's all over?

Love the thread title 😂

Checking in!

They've put all these drama llamas together and there's very little drama.
WTF going on?

I think it's that they are all so self centred they hardly bother to interact.

How old did he tell you he was???
Clearly he's got form for lying.....

Ivan is a dog

Oh fuck off, you’re the one telling massive lies!

Yeah I noticed that. So many couples sit there when there are so many questions they must have!

If I was Sean, I'd be reinforcing Mark's "wall". With steel columns

Exactly. Hypocrite. Psychopath

Thread title is fab!

Oh here we go, scripted cheating scandal inbound 🙄

The secrets of the Lego hair are revealed in top secret footage

"The shirt has arrived and, as you can see, it was worth the wait" am j fucking blind or is it just a white shirt? Like... the kind you could get from George at Asda?

Also if he's 26 I'm bloody 12.

He's 36

What is with Ella's mobile from 1995

Aw, Sean's dead canny and kind.....he might grow him up.....

They are all so creepy

He made out like the age slipped out by mistake, now it transpires it was premeditated

Aweh perhaps Sean would have been happy with Nathaniel

JJ is always awkward touching his eyebrows and hair