MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

Bianca's black roots and brows with peroxide hair really do not suit her, but personality wise she is far too nice for him, in personality and looks, who can't say a sentence without touching his eyebrows.

And still ends up looking like he does

I just can't ...

Alex. on X: "This cat is giving me JJ vibes #MAFSUK t.co/Y0rE8xnULj" / X (twitter.com)

That poor cat!

True dat daps 😂

Mark is awful. Shame this is what MAFS has become. I was watching the old series on C4 the other night, they seemed to be in it for genuine love back then, not just for followers.

Watching Rick & Morty and it’s only slightly more surreal than MAFS…

Ha ha AI generated Mark. Love it!
JJ reminds me of how boys used to talk to me in school. No eye contact, mumbling, getting me to finish the sentence. But they were 14 then.

Ella sounds like Paloma Faith.

He never got past that stage. Probably still measures his willy against the bananas behind the school bike sheds.

He is Rumplestiltskin - brilliant!!

I'd have given up weeks ago without these threads.

Aye JJ …

Until the last scene, I though Lego hair means that you think it looks like a Lego brick, never even thought about the hair of Lego men…

The man with the skull buttons is concerned his groom is wearing black?

Oh is that what he's on about!!! I couldn't work it out and tbh it didn't occur to me that he didn't know what cufflinks were called.

You'd think he (Mark) would know that, working in "high end fashion". And his face when Sean said try both were in the same business because he worked in New Look.

On this one showing I can't see Sean and Mark working out as Mark thinks his new husband is beneath him - and will Sean want to take on the job as domestic slave to this lazy, stropping person? 🌹

Bianca’s pick me dance

Ella’s pick me dance

This series has hit rock bottom.

Ah but he does high end kids’ fashion (allegedly) so they probably don’t do cuff links on account of being a choking hazard!

JJ constantly sounds like he's ringing in sick to work.

I think they should all chuck their keys in the bowl and pick a new partner, couldnt be worse than the ones they had picked for them.... would be entertaining for 10mins at least. Too much oily face in this series on numerous coupons.